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That kid who is kind of shy and kind of holds back, but once you get to know him you realize he's a really great person that you shouldn't forget. He's one of the few people out there who really cares about stuff and while he doesn't always show it; stuff affects him. His only flaw is that he often looks at people the same way, which means ties can be easilly broken and it is really hard to be a best friend. but it's all worth it in the end.
Christoph is really cool. I just wish he thought of me more.
by Dead-Man August 13, 2011
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Christoph is a pretentious European schaffseckel. He will seem like a really lovely guy - greeting you with not one..but two cheek kisses. Christoph will then proceed to drink all your vodka and steal the only two wine glasses you own. DO NOT trust a Christoph! They are badddd news! When spending time with a Christoph be sure to have 000 on speed dial as they will try and sit on you and probably act quite aggressively (cause he drank too much of your vodka and is a fucking lightweight). If you happen to end up with a Christoph in your apartment bolt all your alcohol and wine glasses down - when they leave proceed to blame all your missing items on them!
Girl 1 - Guess who I swiped right on on tinder?
Girl 2 - Who?
Girl 1 - That Christoph guy from the volleyball comp
Girl 2 - That shit-cunt that stole our wine glasses?
by Old mate from unit 48 June 01, 2018
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short nerdy ass cracker faggot with 1mm deformed wang like asian.
how was john last night, he was like a christoph aka worse than an asian girl i swear i couldnt even see his dick
by wiggahigganiggafiggia March 19, 2010
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