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Christoph 

Chrostophs are f*cking hot! Tall and talented, even artsie. He may have a hard shell and look like a though guy but when his nerdy, soft side comes to the surface, he will really blow anyone away. Everyone should have a Christoph in their lives because he's the best person and friend you could ask for. He cares about the small things and is always sincere and sweet. Christophs are also great in bed ;)
You see that great guy over there? Yeah, he's my Christoph.
Christoph by Carolinebee July 1, 2017
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Christoph 

That kid who is kind of shy and kind of holds back, but once you get to know him you realize he's a really great person that you shouldn't forget. He's one of the few people out there who really cares about stuff and while he doesn't always show it; stuff affects him. His only flaw is that he often looks at people the same way, which means ties can be easilly broken and it is really hard to be a best friend. but it's all worth it in the end.
Christoph is really cool. I just wish he thought of me more.
Christoph by Dead-Man August 17, 2011

Christoph 

A cute, hot, sexy guy, who's everything a girl could ever want.
Christoph is the man of my dreams.
Christoph by J1254 January 1, 2010

Christoph 

Guy with a fairly regular sized, but very pretty penis.
Christoph can fuck.
Christoph by Ralfus Dickus May 2, 2022

Christoph 

The worlds best airsoft sniper... with a fantastic airsoft business...
i wish i was as good as christoph
Christoph by ispeakfax December 5, 2020

Christoph 

When Christoph walks in a room, everyone has to smile because of his positive energy. When you are around him it feels like heaven on earth because no one could ever treat you better like Christoph. His smile, eyes and hotness are so attractive that everyone is jealous of you being his proud friend/girlfriend.
If there is anything/anyone what makes you feel bad, Christoph knows. He is doing the best he can to make you feel like you are worth it and special.

If you have a Christoph in your life, your life couldn't be more perfect. He is the most wonderful humen being and has the biggest heart. If you ever break it, make sure you lost an angel on earth.
Christoph by unixorn November 22, 2021

Christoph 

A quiet and weird bloke. Will say extremely random shit, which might not even make sense. Overall pretty cool dude
P1: I like Christoph
P2: Ikr, he's so cool. A bit weird though
Christoph by itsix November 26, 2021