Humpadink 

A cool person, a name passed down many generations in the Humphrey family tree.

Humpadink

Humpadink by LOLACOPTOR October 9, 2008

humpadink 

When two people have horny donkey sex that last for more than 3 hours (does not nessacerially have to include a donkey)

Oh yer breadrin we had a mass humpadink last night!

humpadink by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

Der Humpink 

A somewhat autobiographical film starring Christoph Waltz that delivers a deep message of how we all need to hump along with one another.

Christoph: (points to telephone) Der humpink! (air humps telephone; telephone proceeds to gain a pink bow on top of it)

Der Humpink by Theexperience13 April 24, 2010

Humperdinker 

From the game Zelda Ocarina Of Time. There is an enemy called the redeads. Some sort of undead people who when you get too close they scream and jump on your face, and practically hump you. Thus they are Humperdinkers

Alex:So yeah I was playing Zelda last night,and I just turned into an adult.

Steve:Oh yeah adult link is pretty dope

Alex:Yeah its alright....

Steve:Is something the matter?

Alex:Well after becoming an adult I entered the market, and there were all these zombie like creatures. So I approached one to make small talk and the next thing I know the damn Humperdinker clung to my face and violated me!

Humperdinker by BriannairB March 10, 2009

Humperdink 

to embody in all aspects the essence of all things gangsta.

Yo, you got a candy apple green VW Bus on 25's? That shit is humperdink!

Humperdink by Thunder Jones January 19, 2010

fingeringbert humpledink 

A girl who will masturbate at any and every given opportunity, often engaging in beaver smudging.

She was a serious fingeringbert humpledink.

fingeringbert humpledink by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

Humperdink 

(n): a beloved, probably apocryphal, female who, according to legend, has taken a vow to relieve Chess Club members of their unwanted virginity.

“Marvin is getting dangerously backed up. Gotta get the dude a date with the Humperdink, STAT.”

Humperdink by Nihilator February 7, 2019