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Humonster

A joint or blunt rolled so big that no other words can describe its size.
Holy fuck man, that L is a humonster!
or
Whooo its a humonster!
by 420blazendude January 25, 2008
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Humonster

A human whom happens to be a completely evil monster, or a monster in a human body, if you prefer.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Person A: I feel bad for my friends who have abusive parents... Monsters in human bodies.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
by Grabacr May 5, 2022
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Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.
"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "
by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021
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Humbaster

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.
He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.
by drclownpenis May 23, 2011
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humonstrous

Insanely large. Something that takes up an excessive and unneccessary amount of room. Usually silences people at first sight. Some people may feel uncomfortable being around something like this, due to their inability to divert their eyes... cuz everywhere they look, its there.


Synonym: HUMUNGORRR!
I was at a party and someone called my name. When i turned around, my humonstrous muscles knocked some chinese guy down from across the room. He tried to kung fu me, but then i just pointed at my muscles and he backed away.
by JSnake September 4, 2005
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humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.
Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating
by ryan December 1, 2004
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homostern

a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure homosexuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them
p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now
by the great butler May 4, 2009
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