Humonster
Humonster by 420blazendude January 25, 2008
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Humonster
A human whom happens to be a completely evil monster, or a monster in a human body, if you prefer.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Person A: I feel bad for my friends who have abusive parents... Monsters in human bodies.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
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