Homosterone

A hormone produce in the male body, which is similar in structure to testosterone, but which causes the person producing it to become increasingly homosexual in a proportion directly related to the amount of homosterone being produced.

The appearance of this hormone is especially apparent in males tending to wear clothes purchased at stores similar to, and including, Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle.

This hormone may also be referred to by the less knowledgeable portion of the population as douchebagerone.

Matt: Wow Robert. With all the American Eagle clothing in your closet, your body must produce large quantities of homosterone.

Robert: Yup. It kinda makes me wanna wrestle with other men sometimes.

Matt: ...

Homosterone by MrWeiner January 8, 2010

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homostern

a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure homosexuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them

p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now

homostern by the great butler May 4, 2009

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Homosterone • homostern • Homoterosexual

Homoterosexual

A bisexual

Boy: Hey dude I'm coming out as a homoterosexual
Boy 2: The heck is that?
Boy: a bisexual
Boy 2: oh

Homoterosexual by DewElr May 14, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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