Grabacr's definitions
To be covered in, full of/containing, or made out of shit.
Derived from "Scheisse", the German word for "Shit", and has the "En-" prefix appended, as in "Encrusted", (i.e, to be coated in something, usually something either very nasty (as this case), or something very shiny/valuable (like diamonds).
Derived from "Scheisse", the German word for "Shit", and has the "En-" prefix appended, as in "Encrusted", (i.e, to be coated in something, usually something either very nasty (as this case), or something very shiny/valuable (like diamonds).
Sense 1 (Covered in shit):
Guy 1: I hope my roommate doesn't find out I sharted...
Roommate: Dude, those are some enscheissened underwear! Throw those bitches in the trash!
Sense 2 (Full of shit, literally):
Guy 1: I just ate an entire fucking fried chicken all on my own.
Guy 2: Wooow, you're going to be enscheissened asf after that, don't kill your toilet.
Sense 2B (Full of shit, metaphorically)
Guy 1: Have you seen (grifter)'s latest stunt? He doesn't know what he's talking about!
Guy 2: He's enscheissened as all hell, to tell you the truth.
Sense 3 (Made out of shit):
Guy 1: Do you remember that Minecraft poop mod? Any random 13 year old would get a kick outta that.
Guy 2: Dude, I remember you could make tools out of it, enscheissened-ass tools!
Guy 1: I hope my roommate doesn't find out I sharted...
Roommate: Dude, those are some enscheissened underwear! Throw those bitches in the trash!
Sense 2 (Full of shit, literally):
Guy 1: I just ate an entire fucking fried chicken all on my own.
Guy 2: Wooow, you're going to be enscheissened asf after that, don't kill your toilet.
Sense 2B (Full of shit, metaphorically)
Guy 1: Have you seen (grifter)'s latest stunt? He doesn't know what he's talking about!
Guy 2: He's enscheissened as all hell, to tell you the truth.
Sense 3 (Made out of shit):
Guy 1: Do you remember that Minecraft poop mod? Any random 13 year old would get a kick outta that.
Guy 2: Dude, I remember you could make tools out of it, enscheissened-ass tools!
by Grabacr February 13, 2025
Get the Enscheissenedmug. Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
by Grabacr January 28, 2022
Get the Brainmug. A human whom happens to be a completely evil monster, or a monster in a human body, if you prefer.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Person A: I feel bad for my friends who have abusive parents... Monsters in human bodies.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
by Grabacr May 5, 2022
Get the Humonstermug. The Law of Inverse Favoritism refers to the tendency of fanfiction authors to make their FAVORITE characters suffer the most, either INSTEAD of the ones they hate, or ALONGSIDE the ones they hate. For example, if you were a huge Sonic fan, and Tails was your favorite character, he would tend to go through the most serious shit in any stories you wrote, maybe he'd lose one of his tails, maybe he'd die, maybe he'd lose someone who meant a lot to him (Like Sonic himself).
This law does not always apply, however, and some authors may like certain characters TOO much to make them eligible for this, as if there's a sort of uncanny valley where, right before the character means the most to you out of any, ones short of that standard suffer, but the ones shorter or ahead of the valley do not.
This seems to often be determined by how innocent or pure the character is. The moreso they are, the more likely they'll be excluded. For example, I often write Animaniacs fanfics, and Wakko never gets hurt as badly as anyone else, so he would probably be an exception for the Law of Inverse Favoritism.
This law does not always apply, however, and some authors may like certain characters TOO much to make them eligible for this, as if there's a sort of uncanny valley where, right before the character means the most to you out of any, ones short of that standard suffer, but the ones shorter or ahead of the valley do not.
This seems to often be determined by how innocent or pure the character is. The moreso they are, the more likely they'll be excluded. For example, I often write Animaniacs fanfics, and Wakko never gets hurt as badly as anyone else, so he would probably be an exception for the Law of Inverse Favoritism.
Alice: You know how people who write fanfics often tend to torture their FAVORITE characters, and not the ones they HATE?
Bob: Yeah, I'm often guilty of that myself. I know how that works.
Alice: Well, you're one of my favorites to write in my stories now, so get ready for hell. That doesn't bother you at all, does it?
Bob: I t 's v e n g e a n c e f o r a l l I ' v e w r i t t e n
Alice: I also came up with a name for that. I'll call it "The Law of Inverse Favoritism".
Bob: Accurate.
(True story between me and a friend, names changed though for anonymity purposes)
Bob: Yeah, I'm often guilty of that myself. I know how that works.
Alice: Well, you're one of my favorites to write in my stories now, so get ready for hell. That doesn't bother you at all, does it?
Bob: I t 's v e n g e a n c e f o r a l l I ' v e w r i t t e n
Alice: I also came up with a name for that. I'll call it "The Law of Inverse Favoritism".
Bob: Accurate.
(True story between me and a friend, names changed though for anonymity purposes)
by Grabacr November 24, 2022
Get the Law of Inverse Favoritismmug. Vladolf Putler/Vladimir Putin's biggest oopsie-woopsie-fucky-wucky in history. Virgin Putler is getting ROFLStomped by Chad Zelensky. Russia has lost over 200,000 men, dozens of thousands of vehicles, thousands of their soldiers are deserting, surrendering, and committing mutinies, his allies are abandoning him to the point that he's begging KIM JONG UN for help... The guy really has let himself go. This is after the 600th day of a 3 day war. Russia really had no idea what they got themselves into. They lost their flagship Moskva, they lost a submarine, a landing ship, the security of their precious Sevastopol port, and their Kinzhal Hypersonic Wünderwaffe missile shot down, having Ukrainian farmers stealing their tanks... Russia is pathetic. Only losers suck Z dick.
Meanwhile, Russia has blown up thousands of schools, dozens of supermarkets, office buildings, churches and other civilian buildings INTENTIONALLY, abducted and brainwashed Ukrainian children, blown up dams to flood entire towns, mined nuclear reactors, and basically committed a war crime for every other femtosecond they continue to exist.
Just root for Ukraine to finally smash Putin's skull against the hard curb of victory.
SLAVA UKRAINI!
Meanwhile, Russia has blown up thousands of schools, dozens of supermarkets, office buildings, churches and other civilian buildings INTENTIONALLY, abducted and brainwashed Ukrainian children, blown up dams to flood entire towns, mined nuclear reactors, and basically committed a war crime for every other femtosecond they continue to exist.
Just root for Ukraine to finally smash Putin's skull against the hard curb of victory.
SLAVA UKRAINI!
Bob: Can you think of a bigger failure than the Battle of the Bulge for the opposing side?
Alice: The Russian Invasion of Ukraine?
Bob: ...Yeah, that's unquestionably true, there are no bigger failures going on in the world right now.
Alice: The Russian Invasion of Ukraine?
Bob: ...Yeah, that's unquestionably true, there are no bigger failures going on in the world right now.
by Grabacr September 20, 2023
Get the Invasion of Ukrainemug. by Grabacr April 19, 2020
Get the wheel spidermug. A metashit is what happens when a pile of shit goes to take a dump of its own. It's a shit of a shit, so it's a metashit.
Shit squared, shit². Shit multiplied by shit.
Shit squared, shit². Shit multiplied by shit.
AVGN: It's like a pile of shit taking a shit!
Me (thinking): You mean a metashit?
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yo dawg I heard you like calling things shit, so I put a dump in your dump so you can call things shit while you call things shit.
Me (thinking): You mean a metashit?
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yo dawg I heard you like calling things shit, so I put a dump in your dump so you can call things shit while you call things shit.
by Grabacr July 30, 2022
Get the Metashitmug.