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I'll think about it

A polite way for parents to tell their child "No" to something.
Oftentimes this gives the kid false hope that the parent has a chance of saying "yes".
Kid (Who is 10): Can I have GTA5?
Parent: I'll think about it.
Kid: Okay, hopefully you're gonna be fine with it!
by Grabacr March 29, 2025
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Enscheissened

To be covered in, full of/containing, or made out of shit.
Derived from "Scheisse", the German word for "Shit", and has the "En-" prefix appended, as in "Encrusted", (i.e, to be coated in something, usually something either very nasty (as this case), or something very shiny/valuable (like diamonds).
Sense 1 (Covered in shit):
Guy 1: I hope my roommate doesn't find out I sharted...
Roommate: Dude, those are some enscheissened underwear! Throw those bitches in the trash!

Sense 2 (Full of shit, literally):
Guy 1: I just ate an entire fucking fried chicken all on my own.
Guy 2: Wooow, you're going to be enscheissened asf after that, don't kill your toilet.

Sense 2B (Full of shit, metaphorically)
Guy 1: Have you seen (grifter)'s latest stunt? He doesn't know what he's talking about!
Guy 2: He's enscheissened as all hell, to tell you the truth.

Sense 3 (Made out of shit):

Guy 1: Do you remember that Minecraft poop mod? Any random 13 year old would get a kick outta that.
Guy 2: Dude, I remember you could make tools out of it, enscheissened-ass tools!
by Grabacr February 13, 2025
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Enscheissened

To be full of, or covered in, shit, either literally or metaphorically.

Sense 1: Full of shit, speaking nonsense.

Sense 2: Containing shit, having shit on something, or being covered in shit.
Sense 1:

Bob: Dude, did you hear about Nintendo working on a Mario game for the PS5?
Dylan: You're so enschissened, Nintendo would never make a first-party game for a competitor's console

Sense 2:
Bob: I just shat my pants.
Steve: You should throw out those enscheissened pants, bro.
by Grabacr January 3, 2025
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Nuke in the sand

A very big, very dangerous or concerning looming threat or danger. It doesn't have to be a large scale danger (like a war) or involve literal nukes, but could also be something that could involve severe emotional devastation or an unrecoverable argument between friends (Like mentioning a topic that could give someone a major panic/anxiety attack).
Person A: Why don't you talk about (game) in this chat?
Person B: Well, I am a fan of that game, but one of my friends has a really big anxiety trigger involving it, so I don't mention it out of respect.
Person A: Thank God you told me, that could've been a nuke in the sand.
by Grabacr February 23, 2024
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Invasion of Ukraine

Vladolf Putler/Vladimir Putin's biggest oopsie-woopsie-fucky-wucky in history. Virgin Putler is getting ROFLStomped by Chad Zelensky. Russia has lost over 200,000 men, dozens of thousands of vehicles, thousands of their soldiers are deserting, surrendering, and committing mutinies, his allies are abandoning him to the point that he's begging KIM JONG UN for help... The guy really has let himself go. This is after the 600th day of a 3 day war. Russia really had no idea what they got themselves into. They lost their flagship Moskva, they lost a submarine, a landing ship, the security of their precious Sevastopol port, and their Kinzhal Hypersonic Wünderwaffe missile shot down, having Ukrainian farmers stealing their tanks... Russia is pathetic. Only losers suck Z dick.

Meanwhile, Russia has blown up thousands of schools, dozens of supermarkets, office buildings, churches and other civilian buildings INTENTIONALLY, abducted and brainwashed Ukrainian children, blown up dams to flood entire towns, mined nuclear reactors, and basically committed a war crime for every other femtosecond they continue to exist.

Just root for Ukraine to finally smash Putin's skull against the hard curb of victory.
SLAVA UKRAINI!
Bob: Can you think of a bigger failure than the Battle of the Bulge for the opposing side?
Alice: The Russian Invasion of Ukraine?
Bob: ...Yeah, that's unquestionably true, there are no bigger failures going on in the world right now.
by Grabacr September 20, 2023
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Law of Inverse Favoritism

The Law of Inverse Favoritism refers to the tendency of fanfiction authors to make their FAVORITE characters suffer the most, either INSTEAD of the ones they hate, or ALONGSIDE the ones they hate. For example, if you were a huge Sonic fan, and Tails was your favorite character, he would tend to go through the most serious shit in any stories you wrote, maybe he'd lose one of his tails, maybe he'd die, maybe he'd lose someone who meant a lot to him (Like Sonic himself).

This law does not always apply, however, and some authors may like certain characters TOO much to make them eligible for this, as if there's a sort of uncanny valley where, right before the character means the most to you out of any, ones short of that standard suffer, but the ones shorter or ahead of the valley do not.
This seems to often be determined by how innocent or pure the character is. The moreso they are, the more likely they'll be excluded. For example, I often write Animaniacs fanfics, and Wakko never gets hurt as badly as anyone else, so he would probably be an exception for the Law of Inverse Favoritism.
Alice: You know how people who write fanfics often tend to torture their FAVORITE characters, and not the ones they HATE?

Bob: Yeah, I'm often guilty of that myself. I know how that works.

Alice: Well, you're one of my favorites to write in my stories now, so get ready for hell. That doesn't bother you at all, does it?

Bob: I t 's v e n g e a n c e f o r a l l I ' v e w r i t t e n

Alice: I also came up with a name for that. I'll call it "The Law of Inverse Favoritism".

Bob: Accurate.
(True story between me and a friend, names changed though for anonymity purposes)
by Grabacr November 24, 2022
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Trumpnozzle

Someone who has their head up the former President's ass and blindly worships him whilst claiming to love America, despite the fact that he's the very same man who tried to DESTROY America with a failed coup, and that is treason. A Trumpnozzle only spews out "muh fake news", "muh global warming hoax", "muh video game violence", "muh homophobia", "muh border wall", and other nonsensical bullshit phrases. The flow of illogic exiting the mouth of a trumpnozzle is like the nozzle of a rocket engine, blowing away and evaporating any attempts to shove logic down the Trumpnozzle's throat, hence their name.
Trumpnozzle: Global warming is a hoax. Trump knows because he only has all of the best people working for him, and he'll make America great again.
Logical person: Can't you see that global warming is finally getting bad enough that even some of the denialists are beginning to realize it isn't a hoax? 2022 is the hottest year on record, and it's only getting hotter. The ice caps are melting faster, the ocean level is rising, and you're going to deny everything happening right in front of you?
Do you think the election was fraudulant, too?

Trumpnozzle: Sleepy Joe won the election through voter fraud. He stole the election from Trump.

Logical person: Attempting to continue persuading someone as brainwashed into a rut as you is futile and illogical. Good day. *leaves*
by Grabacr August 16, 2022
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