I like her a lot: she is witty and bright, with charming middle eastern features. I am only attracted to people like her, smart and middle eastern, irrespective of their gender. I think I am sapio-hummussexual..
A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.
Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.