Hummusism 

hummusism is the belief the hummus is the one true lord and if you praise is shall reward you with its amazing dip

me, hey yo bro wanna come join my religion about hummus? its called Hummusism
you, fuck ya bro

Hummusism by yeboiLiam March 26, 2020

Hummussexual 

A person who has a penchant or extreme love of middle eastern foods.

I am so in love with Lebanese food I am changing my sexual preference to Hummussexual.

Hummussexual by Bazilico September 29, 2010

Hummelism 

Encompasses any quote about running that is strange, sick, or just plain off.

Accredited to famous long-distance runner, DJ Hummel.

Hummel: If we weren't addicted to running, we'd probably be addicted to crack.

Student: Oh, there's another silly Hummelism!

Hummelism by Haley The Horrible October 2, 2012

Hummusing

Making love to a one-armed midget

Dave: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was hummusing

Dave: whoa man, whoa

Hummusing by Qilin44 August 9, 2012

hummusing

The act of eating or making the hummus which is a middle eastern dip made of mashed chickpeas, olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, and tahini.

Person 1:
Mary & I were hummusing yesterday at my house with pita chips while we drank martinis.
What did you do?
Person 2:
Hummusing too of course.

We were hummusing at a picnic last night with crudités & white wine.

hummusing by SherenaToo September 22, 2015

Sapio-hummussexual

A person who is sexually attracted to intelligent people from the Middle East.

I like her a lot: she is witty and bright, with charming middle eastern features. I am only attracted to people like her, smart and middle eastern, irrespective of their gender. I think I am sapio-hummussexual..

Sapio-hummussexual by Mohamad Al Jabban February 9, 2017

hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.

Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.

hummusiér by flip20 December 22, 2023