Hummussexual

A person who has a penchant or extreme love of middle eastern foods.

I am so in love with Lebanese food I am changing my sexual preference to Hummussexual.

by Bazilico September 29, 2010

Sapio-hummussexual

A person who is sexually attracted to intelligent people from the Middle East.

I like her a lot: she is witty and bright, with charming middle eastern features. I am only attracted to people like her, smart and middle eastern, irrespective of their gender. I think I am sapio-hummussexual..

by Mohamad Al Jabban February 9, 2017

Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.

Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it

by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016

hummersexual

one who attempts to covers up their inadequacies by
driving an enormous petrol-guzzling behemoth in order to gain respect

"Bob might only get 6 miles to the gallon, but at least the world knew he was a hummersexual"

by BloominEck November 9, 2008

hummersexual

A hummersexual is a large or obese homosexual

Person 1: "Did you see that huge guy over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Kevin told me he's a hummersexual."

by the Cheekybadger September 9, 2012

hummus-sexual

A person who tends to be attracted to people of Middle Eastern descent.

"What's your type? "

"I think i am a hummus-sexual, I love Middle Eastern men! "

by Levantinenative April 20, 2018

Hummusexual

'Noun' pronounced 'hummus-sexual'.
A degrading description of that shit cunt mate that thinks hummus compliments every fucking food group, the simple fact they endorse it and are so queer about it that even gay people call them faggots..

" oi jeff ya fuckin ass clown, no cunt here wants to dip chips in ya shitcunt chickpea cum.. go get some french onion dip ya fuckin hummusexual!!"

by R Cavallaro March 13, 2020