Hummelism 

Encompasses any quote about running that is strange, sick, or just plain off.

Accredited to famous long-distance runner, DJ Hummel.

Hummel: If we weren't addicted to running, we'd probably be addicted to crack.

Student: Oh, there's another silly Hummelism!

Hummelism by Haley The Horrible October 2, 2012

Hummusism 

hummusism is the belief the hummus is the one true lord and if you praise is shall reward you with its amazing dip

me, hey yo bro wanna come join my religion about hummus? its called Hummusism
you, fuck ya bro

Hummusism by yeboiLiam March 26, 2020

Humblism 

Ancient religion formed circa 2021.

Paintings and writings found during archaeological excavations in late 2021 say that it was created by one man one late night with his homies out of sheer boredom. While the number of people following this religion has been dwindling due to the rise of Islam (and another very similar religion that shall not be named), analysts at GQ predict that Humblism will be the most practiced religion in the world by 2050.

Religious scholars across the Pacific Northwest are still working on deciphering those recently found writings so the teachings and practices of this religion are still unclear and vague. Fortunately, it is rumored that the founder of Humblism is still alive. It is said that those who need it in their lives, those who deserve it the most, and those who are not humble will be sought out by the founder himself and blessed with Humblism.

References:

wikipedia/Humblism
oxfordlearnersdictionaries/definition/english/humblism
pewresearch/fact-tank/2021/12/12/why-humblings-are-the-worlds-fastest-growing-religious-group/

Example usage:

Example 1:

Bro 1: Bro you've heard of Humblism?

Bro 2: Nah bro tf is that.

Bro 1: Bro you need to check it out. It'll change your life.

Example 2:

Bro 1: Bro I just won the nobel prize in physics!
Bro 2: Bro stfu you need a dash of Humblism in your life.

Humblism by Cameron789 January 9, 2022

Hummelstown 

A hick town in Pennsylvania, sometimes called the ghetto of Hershey, PA. 2 miles west of Hershey and 10 miles east of Harrisburg. This town also happens to be the bomb diggity. Area code is 717.

Hummels
Town
Pennsylvania
is also called the HTP.

"What you wanna do today, fish on the Swatty, eat at Dempsey's, or absolutely jack shit?"
"I don't know man. Hummelstown, you know, too much going on."

"So I hear you're moving out of the big city and into the small town."
"Yeah dogg I couldn't handle the bustling metropolis of Hershey. Hummelstown's where it's at. I got a pretty good place on the back streets by Chick's Tavern."
"What's it gonna cost you."
"$420 a month. And believe me dogg that's no coincidence."
"Haha right on."
"Sometimes you just gotta smoke."

Hummelstown by Nick D February 19, 2004

Humblism 

The act of being generous and giving people the chances they deserve because your a top don 👍🏼

Person 1: You want her in your life?!?!
Person 2: it's my humblism bro

Humblism by Jakepauler56 November 5, 2017

Humblism 

The upper levels of displaying humility. Pretty much only the most humble G's ever attain this level of humility.

His humblism is beyond his years.

Lebron James demonstrates an extreme level of humblism with each press conference to announce his decision.

Humblism by Chaffinator November 23, 2010

Hummelstown 

hummelstown is a small town next to hershey pa.
it is known to be mad boring for most people, until drugs come into the picture. you can catch most hummelstown kids/teens/adults under the influence of marijuana/coricidin/coke/alcohol/acid/shrooms/vikes/etc.
but anyway, if ur lookin for a place with mad fuckin retarded police who drive chargers and dont know what there doing, go to hummelstown.
if your looking for a place thats chill to smoke and drink and all that, but have absolutely nothing to do, go to hummelstown....
btw lower dump high school is a piece of shit and the faculty can go suck a big fat cock, which most might, cause there all fuckin faggots....enough said

p1: yo lets go to hummelstown so we can get fucked upp
p2: yeah then we can sit around and do nothing for a long time
p1,p2: yeyeyeyey!!

Hummelstown by brookebitch May 12, 2011