hummus-sexual

A person who tends to be attracted to people of Middle Eastern descent.

"What's your type? "

"I think i am a hummus-sexual, I love Middle Eastern men! "

by Levantinenative April 20, 2018

hummus-sexual

a gay jew,

a jew that likes anal sex a lot

i like the torah and the cock, i am a hummus-sexual

by butchermantlay kinkston December 9, 2008

Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.

Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it

by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016

Hummussexual

A person who has a penchant or extreme love of middle eastern foods.

I am so in love with Lebanese food I am changing my sexual preference to Hummussexual.

by Bazilico September 29, 2010

Hummusexual

'Noun' pronounced 'hummus-sexual'.
A degrading description of that shit cunt mate that thinks hummus compliments every fucking food group, the simple fact they endorse it and are so queer about it that even gay people call them faggots..

" oi jeff ya fuckin ass clown, no cunt here wants to dip chips in ya shitcunt chickpea cum.. go get some french onion dip ya fuckin hummusexual!!"

by R Cavallaro March 13, 2020

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex.

Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.

by amirfekr November 13, 2015

hummusexual

A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.

Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce

Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.

The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.

by scodder May 1, 2010