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Typically in the north-east united states; A Diner is an eating establishment open 24 Hours a day - 7 Days a week where one can eat any meal - breakfast, lunch or dinner at any time of the day. Most Diners even serve alcoholic beverages during legal hours. Known for ample portions of a large variety of fresh food and and baking prepared on the premises. A great place for friends to meet and eat after a late night of drinking.
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"After we close the bar... let's meet at the Diner"
diner by amber Taxi April 27, 2016
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"yo, let's go to the diner tonight."
diner by moi May 13, 2005

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A prefabricated eating establishment noted for its long, thin floor plan, booth seating, and long counter top bar. While typically serving typical "american cuisine," such as burgers, coffee, and pancakes, diner menus may list items that reflect the region in which the diner conducts business, or the individuals that own it (such as Greeks).
The painting "Nighthawks" by Edward Hopper depicts a mid-century, downtown diner.
diner by epiplusone October 4, 2010

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Evil, Greek-owned establishment that employs anybody they can get, which usually means bums, crazy people, drug addicts, thieves, typical trash, etc. The occasional sad college student who just isn't prepared to be tossed into this frightening underworld of malakas. (Greek for asshole/jerkoff) Bosses are ALWAYS mean and/or demanding and/or unreasonable and/or borderline abusive. Tip your diner waiter/waitress VERY well; they aren't paid nearly enough to do this job, and it's ten times harder than any Applebees or Outback.
Waitress 1: Where do you work?
Waitress 2: The Lake Grove Diner...
Waitress 1: Oh...OH. I am SO sorry.
Waitress 2: Not as sorry as I am...
diner by persephone13 March 16, 2009

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diner (n). a serious relationship, a long-term relationship. derived from the room (29/01/22)
i rip this diana so much vro, i hope she is down for a diner.
diner by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

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A vintage restaurant everybody prefers. The best type of establishment.
Let's go to the Diner for scrambled eggs, bacon, pancakes, and a pie afterwards!
Diner by tigersharktax April 9, 2024

diner head 

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To receive a blowjob from the person sitting next to you in a diner booth. Especially risky because of waiters, other customers, hot coffee, etc. but much more rewarding than road head.
"Lawrence, you're not eating anything so give me diner head!"

"Go go diner head!"

"Abe Lincoln, isn't it about time you gave me some diner head?"
diner head by casino100 July 31, 2009
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