Hummification

The process of converting chickpeas into Humus, widely considered the most valuable culinary export of the middle east after Shawarma.

The term was coined by Gian Maria, renowned armchair neologist.

The chickpeas and Tahini Sara bought accidentally went under hummification as she she fell on them

by Mark1938 March 28, 2024

Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012

Hamdification

Hamdification is a term where you let your lover get taken by another girl and just watch, then proceed to whine about it.

My crush went for another girl, and I'm sad because I didn't even try showing my affection to him. But I still wanted him to love me >:((((

That's Hamdification

by TurkishChad February 26, 2023

Yummification

To take something up another notch in quality; to make something totally delicious. Usually goes with total yummification! Used in the context of food, sex or clothes.

That little shredded fur boa which is total yummification!

by aaron atlas February 22, 2005

Mummification

Mummification is defined as preserving deceased human or animal skin and organs by removing the brain and the contents of the abdomen to avoid decaying because of Bacteria (that's the natural way of mummification). Mummification was a feature of several ancient cultures especially Egypt, Over one million animal mummies have been found in Egypt, many of which are cats. Pharaohs of Egypt were mummified because they believed that there is ''After Life'' so they were mummified and buried with their clothes,etc.

Natural mummification method was the original used by the ancient cultures like Egypt.

by Sir Claim macdo June 1, 2017

Urban Mummification

Shrink wrap or saran wrap for a costume.

Urban tumbleweeds blow by but urban mummification stay wrapped tight.

by Vin Nguyen May 24, 2017

homification

the act of decorating one's office to make it more like home since people spend more time at the office than with their families.

Great homification Jason! That plant really adds a special touch.

by Mama March 25, 2005