Humble-Bee 

One who is humble.
Person who uses this word must also say "buzzzz" after sayin the root word.
I made this up, if you come across anyone else who claims this, kill them.

Girl: Aww, I dunno if I'm THAT pretty.
Boy: oh, I see, you are a "Humble-Bee!"
Girl: ?!
Boy: Buzzzzz
Girl: Take me! NOW!!!

Humble-Bee by David, or The G-SUS May 15, 2005

Humble Beef 

humble beefs (noun)
Definition:

A mild or low-stakes dispute—petty drama that’s acknowledged with a wink, not a war. Usually involves light jabs, small disagreements, or playful rivalry where both sides keep it respectful. The “humble” part means the conflict is restrained, ironic, or self-aware.

Petty but Polite
A disagreement over trivial things, often couched in polite language.
Example: Arguing in the group chat about the “right” way to load the dishwasher, then ending with “lol all love.”

Friendly Fire
A rivalry between friends, often for comedic effect or inside-joke continuity.
Example: Trash-talking your friend’s favorite sports team while knowing they’ll roast you back.

Self-Deprecating Beef
When one party humorously picks a fight with themselves or admits their side is flawed.
Example: “I have humble beef with my own playlist for betraying me with a Nickelback track.”

Clout-Lite Drama
Internet spats staged for attention without actual malice—often subtle enough to fly under casual observers’ radar.
Example: Musicians throwing tiny shade at each other on Twitter so fans can “decode” it.

Petty Justice
Standing up for a principle in a way that’s obviously disproportionate to the stakes, but still kind of admirable.
Example: Leaving a Yelp review just to correct the spelling of “martini” on the menu.

Humble Beef by MatthewDonovan August 8, 2025

Humblebee

A person (typically an artist) who is so humble they won't even accept compliments. They will often brush off any praise they get and say they opposite.

Person 1: Wow! Your art is absolutely incredible!
Person 2: No it's not, it's awful, stop lying.
Person 1: I'm not lying, it's true!
Person 2: Yes you are, my art sucks.
Person 1: Stop being such a Humblebee

Humblebee by SinnyDayInHell October 9, 2017

humblejeeblebum 

A precision sport, which involves expelling faeces from one's anus at unsuspecting arabs. It's expected to be done from at least the 6th floor of a building.

The sport of humblejeeblebum also has a ranking system.
Obviously due to the difficulty of the task, the figures below are for total hits within one year.

0 Feeblejeeblebum
1 - 3 Heeblejeeblebum
4 - 7 Evilknieveljeeblebum
8 - 12 Legaleaglejeeblebum
12 - 20 Regalseagulljeeblebum
20+ Grandmassturd

"Wow, what a humblejeeblebum. Some day I shall take up this sport, and reach the rank of Grandmassturd as my father did before he was killed by death, and inspired mötorhead to write the song 'killed by death' "

humblejeeblebum by Bruce McGoose December 9, 2008

humblejeeblebum 

the art of taking a crap of a high building and hoping it lands on an arab.

'Lets crap on that F**in' arab now lads!'

humblejeeblebum by david macclesfield the third of benjy February 1, 2005

humblebee

a very humble person

guy 1: you are such a humblebee
guy 2: thanks

humblebee by dontworryaboutt June 9, 2011

humblebee

an individual who is to become a humble bee.

"John, the humblebee has made an unexpected encounter"

humblebee by aliiicia May 4, 2022