Hoyten

A jewish guy

Hi Adam,this is my friend Abood,he's hoyten

Hoyten by h.crmnl June 16, 2016

Hootenberry

1.) A story or explanation that is simple for one but may be difficult to follow for others.

2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.

My family tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’s sister was married to my dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.

2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”

“Actually they said if you don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”

Hootenberry by Madam.J June 17, 2021

Hootenberry

Something crazy or hard to believe

I had a hootenberry situation tonight. I noticed Becky glaring at me from across the apartment and realized that she could never support me.

Hootenberry by cooldudecahson August 12, 2021

Hortencia 

Hortencia is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She always smells really good and always has on a bomb ass outfit. Don’t ever let her go! She is so sweet and caring. Once you get to know her, you will see how funny and cute she is. She is full of energy and love and always wants to explore places and travel. Many girls are jealous of her amazing personality and her good looks.

Boy 1: Did you see Hortencia’s outfit?
Boy 2: She has a good style!
Girl 1: Shut up, she has a horrible style.
Boy 2: You’re just jealous you dress like shit.

Hortencia by suckmydickie September 10, 2020

Hootenberry

A word which is simultaneously a noun, verb and an adjective. This word is used in reply to something you did not find funny at all but must pretend you did because you are extremely obnoxious, preferably said with a deadpan face. Users of this word are generally extremely unfunny.

Person 1: I cannot go through with this engagement, you are slowly killing yourself and I am breaking up with you

Person 2: Thats a hootenberry

Hootenberry by DestinyandDana August 10, 2021

Hootent 

Noun: Marijuana, weed, reefer, bud, or grass. This slang word for weed was originated in Lenox, Massachusetts. It has become wildly popular in boarding school life and in the suburban community.
Adjective: When one is stoned, high, ripped, blazed, or fucked up.
Verb: The act of smoking marijuana.

Noun: Let's pack a fat bowl of hootent.

Adjective: Dude, you look really hootent right now.

Verb: We hootent alot at Berkshire.

Hootent by Da Eipper Boyz April 28, 2006

hotential 

a girl who acts like a ho and has potential to be one

wow shes got major hotential

hotential by |21C3 |2\_/135 April 2, 2003