howitt

an absolute nightmare of a human to deal with. constantly complains yet ignores all advice. often goes on about some of the most brain dead things as if it were the return of the messiah. overall an absolute "Howitt."

did I mention the pseudoscience nonsense with the astrology baloney ?

stop being such a "howitt"

howitt by jon roton March 24, 2021

the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"

last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.

the peter howitt by the phantom May 23, 2004

holly howitt 

A literal sex god - marry me Holly Howitt

“is that Holly Howitt??”

“damnnnnnn”

holly howitt by joe from essex July 16, 2020

ellie howitt 

an amazing person, very kind. funny too!

beautiful.

when i say funny i mean she’s only funny because she thinks she is when in reality she’s not

ellie howitt is amazing!

ellie howitt by thedad_xx December 13, 2020

Howitzer hanging

To have a large penis hanging out.

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!

Howitzer hanging by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Jennifer Love Hewitt 

Born; 21 February 1979 Waco, Texas, USA
5'2½"
Has very nice brests

Jennifer Love Hewitt is chestacular.

Jennifer Love Hewitt by boshk March 8, 2005

Howitzer 

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.

1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.

Howitzer by Snake July 18, 2004