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howitt

an absolute nightmare of a human to deal with. constantly complains yet ignores all advice. often goes on about some of the most brain dead things as if it were the return of the messiah. overall an absolute "Howitt."

did I mention the pseudoscience nonsense with the astrology baloney ?
stop being such a "howitt"
by jon roton March 24, 2021
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the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"
last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.
by the phantom May 23, 2004
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holly howitt

A literal sex god - marry me Holly Howitt
“is that Holly Howitt??”

“damnnnnnn”
by joe from essex July 16, 2020
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ellie howitt

an amazing person, very kind. funny too!

beautiful.

when i say funny i mean she’s only funny because she thinks she is when in reality she’s not
by thedad_xx December 13, 2020
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Howitzer hanging

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!
by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
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Jennifer Love Hewitt

Born; 21 February 1979 Waco, Texas, USA
5'2½"
Has very nice brests
by boshk March 8, 2005
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Howitzer

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.
1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.
by Snake July 18, 2004
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