Howfen 

The town of Westhoughton near Bolton in England.

He lives in Howfen.

Howfen by mashed85 March 9, 2012

hoofenhafen 

A term used to confuse those around you and can mean whatever you want it to be.

Girl1: HoofenHafen?
Girl2: Hoovenhaveeeeennnnnnnn! 🤫
Boy1: What does that mean.
Girl1: whatever you want it to mean.

hoofenhafen by RubberDuckBwoy February 21, 2019

Howden 

A version of howdy, but less country in context; a greeting.

Howden! How was your day today?

Howden by Eyesofhope May 12, 2016

Hoffensetz 

A last name, usually referring to a whiny and annoying species of human. The Hoffensetz clan is usually quite gullible, and also on the diminutive side of the height scale. They enjoy swearing to release pent-up emotions, and, having such high-strung emotions, are easily startled. The females of the Hoffensetz's are rude and disrespectful to figures of authority

A sighting of the elusive Hoffensetz female is not uncommon in such places as high schools, Starbucks, and is usually occupied with a device known as a "cellphone"

Hoffensetz by nik the one March 4, 2019

Hofenstauf

Think of the craziest DJ club in the world. Then think of even crazier clubs. Any place with that vibe ist a hofenstauf.

Johnathan, are we going to the hofenstauf in Aspen today?

Hofenstauf by BiigDaug April 7, 2021

Kid Howren 

Hero of the west.

"Kid Howren's number 1!...in the West! Best in the West!"
"I thought the Braves were best in the west.."
"No dummy, this isn't 1992."

Kid Howren by Kiko December 17, 2003

howfin 

ugly or in a bad state of affair.

your girlfriend's howfin.
that food's howfin.

howfin by Jon Andrews July 21, 2006