hoofenbowler

1. one who slanders; 2. one who speaks harshly of the kangaroo culture; 3. a proffessional knocker-downer-of-pins from the horse or cow species; (E) ALL OF THE ABOVE.

I put a hoofenbowler in the microwave. It didn't catch on fire! No metal in there...

by thestewartcampaign November 10, 2008