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Hovindist

A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.
VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.

Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance

According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.

That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
by binydeamon September 5, 2009
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Hoevinist

A person fiercely loyal, devoted and supportive to promiscuous women.
Kanye West is unknowingly a male hoevinist.

Hugh Hefer has been a hoevinist for years!
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WOW....that guy has a tremendous hindistink!
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3.000.000 women: You're right, we ARE stupid and inferiour
single hominist: Just shut the fuck up now and suck me cock wile you clean tha kitchen bihatch
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Hovindian

Derived from the name of Christian apologist Kent Hovind. The first use of this adjective is from youtuber and anthropologist Gutsick 'Erika' Gibbon in one of her videos where she described an argument made by the one of the subjects of her video as "Hovindian". Typically used in the context of logical and philosophical discussions. Extremely stupid/circular/intellectually dishonest.
"That single cells can give birth to pine cones is just so hovindian in nature, nobody thinks that."
by YourEden April 13, 2024
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