Hovindist

A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.

VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.

Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance

According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.

That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney

Hovindist by binydeamon September 5, 2009

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Hoevinist

A person fiercely loyal, devoted and supportive to promiscuous women.

Kanye West is unknowingly a male hoevinist.

Hugh Hefer has been a hoevinist for years!

Hoevinist by Mugsy X May 22, 2013

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Related Words

Hovindist • Hindistink • Hoevinist • hominist • Hovindian

Hindistink

That highly potent and discernible odor of garlic, curry and BO typical of those people from India, or Pakistan.

WOW....that guy has a tremendous hindistink!

Hindistink by scatalogical December 26, 2018

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hominist

a dude that's aggresively against feminism, and that's a hella-good thing too, and this dudes are the MAN they're like, talking women in to saying they're inferiour and pimpslapping them and DOMINATING all bitches of teh world in the world, no my man, this man IS the king, only if it weren't for teh soft ass pussies and shit like that

3.000.000 women: You're right, we ARE stupid and inferiour
single hominist: Just shut the fuck up now and suck me cock wile you clean tha kitchen bihatch

hominist by G-NOME December 10, 2003

Hovindian

Derived from the name of Christian apologist Kent Hovind. The first use of this adjective is from youtuber and anthropologist Gutsick 'Erika' Gibbon in one of her videos where she described an argument made by the one of the subjects of her video as "Hovindian". Typically used in the context of logical and philosophical discussions. Extremely stupid/circular/intellectually dishonest.

"That single cells can give birth to pine cones is just so hovindian in nature, nobody thinks that."

Hovindian by YourEden April 13, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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