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A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.

VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.

Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance

According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.

That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney

Hovindist by binydeamon September 5, 2009

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Hoevinist

A person fiercely loyal, devoted and supportive to promiscuous women.

Kanye West is unknowingly a male hoevinist.

Hugh Hefer has been a hoevinist for years!

Hoevinist by Mugsy X May 22, 2013

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Hindistink

That highly potent and discernible odor of garlic, curry and BO typical of those people from India, or Pakistan.

WOW....that guy has a tremendous hindistink!

Hindistink by scatalogical December 26, 2018

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hominist

a dude that's aggresively against feminism, and that's a hella-good thing too, and this dudes are the MAN they're like, talking women in to saying they're inferiour and pimpslapping them and DOMINATING all bitches of teh world in the world, no my man, this man IS the king, only if it weren't for teh soft ass pussies and shit like that

3.000.000 women: You're right, we ARE stupid and inferiour
single hominist: Just shut the fuck up now and suck me cock wile you clean tha kitchen bihatch

hominist by G-NOME December 10, 2003

Hovindian

Derived from the name of Christian apologist Kent Hovind. The first use of this adjective is from youtuber and anthropologist Gutsick 'Erika' Gibbon in one of her videos where she described an argument made by the one of the subjects of her video as "Hovindian". Typically used in the context of logical and philosophical discussions. Extremely stupid/circular/intellectually dishonest.

"That single cells can give birth to pine cones is just so hovindian in nature, nobody thinks that."

Hovindian by YourEden April 13, 2024

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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