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Derived from the name of Christian apologist Kent Hovind. The first use of this adjective is from youtuber and anthropologist Gutsick 'Erika' Gibbon in one of her videos where she described an argument made by the one of the subjects of her video as "Hovindian". Typically used in the context of logical and philosophical discussions. Extremely stupid/circular/intellectually dishonest.
"That single cells can give birth to pine cones is just so hovindian in nature, nobody thinks that."
Hovindian by YourEden April 13, 2024
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Hindian refers to anyone (mostly North Indians) who thinks Hindi is the National Language of India and expects every Indian to know Hindi.
Hindians make language into a test of one's patriotism. As if not knowing Hindi makes one "anti-national".
Hindian by gatoradeahmedshah December 17, 2016
A Hindi speaking Indian, who thinks Hindi is the only spoken language in India. Basically from Northern India or Hindia
Root : Hindi + Indian
1. He is not Indian, he is Hindian.
2. He thinks like Hindian because he doesn't care about other Indian languages.
3.
Hindian by Superblow123 June 30, 2021

Hovindist 

A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.
VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.

Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance

According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.

That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
Hovindist by binydeamon September 5, 2009
An individual who posesses one parent who is Indian (the country). Half Indian.
The subtle brown skintone of being half-Indian, half-white make hindians attractive to many.
hindian by Rajah James July 14, 2004
Indian people from south africa that add an h where it doesn't belong and remove it from where it does belong
Everyone: hospital

Hindians: ospital

Everyone: air

Hindian : hair

hindiana jones 

A friendly term used univiversally to describe persons originating from the India subcontinent. Although the phrase resembles "Indiana Jones", it is know way shape of form related to the ficitional adventurer. They are very much the real deal The term is known for its versatility as it can be directed as a put down, "Check out hinidiana jones over there (snigger), I would sure like to do some ethnic violence agaisnt him because he is a minority", or in more lightnearted way, "dont worry hindiana jones, if you get attacked by the mysterious but poorly-endowed calboner, I've got your back"
slumdog 1:man I wish my hygeine was better

slumdog2: nah man, we're hindiana jones'

(Hi 5)
hindiana jones by kungfujew777 June 11, 2009
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