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A russian man/bear that hibernates for up to years a time in his home without leaving.
Person 1: My apartment can get so lonely at times.

Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.
Housecarl by Grosenberries November 14, 2014
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holycarp 

Screwed up owner of Mithica, not affiliated with Excalibur or unixmad.
I see Holycarp left Mithica
holycarp by Snerdly March 21, 2003

Housecart 

A homeless persons shopping cart with all their possessions in it.
I don’t want to get ran over by a housecart in the parking lot.
Housecart by Daisy0210 February 18, 2022

California Housecar 

A dwelling on an automotive chassis often in poor operating condition and occupied by hippies, hipsters, and other smelly type of people often associated with the state of California. Also requires a Class C license to operate and can be found broken down on the side of major highways, department store parking lots, and beach parking lots with a parking boot attached.
my hippie friend Neil has a California Housecar on the beach

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026