Housler

Typically a family with a big heart. Loves to play pranks and eat Doritos. Make sure when u meet a housler you hug them. They love it. Also they might be a bit gay but everyone is at times

Omg r u a housler. That's awesome!

Her: omg it's ___ housler 😍

Him: to bad she's married

by Samuelfallen June 5, 2020

Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.

If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked

by accurate definer October 5, 2019

jaden hossler

jaden hossler is daddy and is the king of all e boys

omg jaden hossler is daddy and can choke me any day

by daddyjaden July 13, 2019

half houser

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

by Clitty Clout June 13, 2013

Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me

boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit

by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019

Jaden Isaiah Hossler

Jaden Isaiah Hossler is and always will be the love of my life even tho he will never know I exist I will still love him he is the most perfect human and he is nice and caring and HOT honestly he could break my heart and I would thank him so like yea!!!

"Jaden Isaiah Hossler is a person."

by Yourlocalfatwhore May 20, 2020

Jaden Hossler

Jaden Hossler is a Musician, Tiktoker and all round influencer. He loves to say him and Mads Lewis are just besties but they aren’t. Also he is a simp for Mads Lewis

1.) Omg is that Jaden Hossler
2.) Yes it is! I also heard he is a simp for Mads Lewis
1.) yep that’s true

by I didn’t use my real name September 5, 2020