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When and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to butt holes. This is common in dogs due to their continuous ass sniffing rituals. The inexperienced will inadvertently touch said butt orifice with one or both eyes ... causing a hideous eye infection. Holeyetis
What the fuck dog. Your eye is oozing again with holeyetis. Why do you keep sniffing ass so close!
holeyetis by DarthAss March 30, 2017
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houleymatou 

Houleymatou is a woman who is very curious. She has lots of friends, is funny, and very pretty. She stands out from the crowd, and makes an entrance while looking fabulous. She is smart, but doesn’t like to show it. She is, the one of a kind girl.
“Wow, look at Houleymatou. She passes every class, how does she do it?” “I wish I was as pretty as her” “Hey! How are you Houleymatou?”
houleymatou by The girl in pink October 14, 2020
Houley is a nerd, loves attention,and drama and singing. The world is her concert. That she is about to rock.
Dude! There's a concert out there! I knew Houley would make it!
houley by *A Domo* March 18, 2017

Houleymatou 

Houleymatou is a powerful woman. She loves working hard, but also loves a great nap. She is smart, but does not always like to show it. She is gorgeous and a kind hearted person. She also has lots of friends.
“Woah, who’s that girl?”

“She looks like a Houleymatou, kind and gorgeous.”
Houleymatou by The girl in pink October 14, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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