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housetard 

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.
Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?
housetard by t-norm November 8, 2005
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Housetard 

A house, a.k.a. home, that makes people sick.
Oh my god, I went to this housetard, and I threw up!! It was disgusting
Housetard by marylovesmusic21 December 4, 2006

Housetaurant 

an old house usually bi-level that was converted, into a menu having - lunch/dinner serving - band playing(quietly) - food joint
He doesnt even play real gigs, he keeps playing all these Housetaurant's.
Housetaurant by dickjohnsons May 20, 2010

houseparty whore

A certain person, boy or girl, that joins in on certain rooms just for attention.
Marta is such a houseparty whore. She was jumping from room to room last night.
houseparty whore by Pepe Ortega December 6, 2016

houstard 

noun: a person uneducated about home ownership, maintenance, etc.
"The roof should be ok unless it's leaking. But then again what do I know...I'm a houstard."
houstard by Cazimi May 28, 2009

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.
Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

HouseTurtle 

/HouseTurtling
the act of hibernating in you or somebody else's home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours
Juwon: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Conor: Nah i'm gonna HouseTurtle at Shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
Juwon: Ah good shit man, tell me how it goes
HouseTurtle by H.a.r.r.y May 20, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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