Housebitch 

Despite possessing testicles (allegedly), the Housebitch takes on the traditional role of the submissive housewife. Any and all decisions must first be approved by the wife and her say is dutifully accepted. The only alcohol allowed in the house is white wine. Cursing is forbidden. Male friendships are strictly frowned upon. The Housebitch goes to great lengths to disguise his true identity including coming up with off-the-wall excuses in order to explain to his male friends why he will not be attending events to which he previously guaranteed his presence. It gives the Housebitch's wife great joy to cancel plans the Housebitch made with his buddies.

As the Housebitch, Ian knows better than to even bring up the topic of a boys’ weekend trip. Instead, he has a catalog of excuses from which to pull from as soon as friends suggest any kind of getaway. This makes Ally happy, which in turn, makes Ian happy. With another weekend apart averted, Ian and Ally toast their wine glasses before cuddling up on the couch to watch this weeks episode of The Bachelor follow up with American Idol.

Housebitch by Rebell May 1, 2008

Housebitch 

Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".

Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.

Housebitch by Glenn November 8, 2004

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.

You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.

Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010

House Bitch  

The person who is stuck doing all the housework.

I'd really like to go out with you guys, but I'm the house bitch today and can't leave til it's all done.

House Bitch by Dennifer February 18, 2009

Shit House Bitch 

Any man or woman who gets pleasure by inhaling piss and shit fumes while have sex in a bathroom or a porter potty.

"Hey man"! That girl is a shit house bitch, into smelling shit while you`re fucking her in the bathroom stall.

Shit House Bitch by Solid thinker July 11, 2019

hoebitch 

hoebitch is the combination of hoe and bitch...it often refers 2 a slutty person.

dat hoebitch is all up on ma man.

hoebitch by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Homebitch

Girls who are best friends, party together, and have those nights you can barley remember.

"Who you going to the party with?"

"My Homebitches"

Homebitch by Deannag August 6, 2008