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Definitions by Glenn

Red neck 

I votted fo bush cuz hes a gewd christian and luvs nascar lek me!
Red neck by Glenn June 11, 2006

aussiemagna SPAMMER 

introduced by EEK and MEH of AM fame, the 2 most notorious spammers in AM history
normal person: that is correct
EEK: i have fluffy stuff and macdonalds fries in a jar
MEH: yes, i like pizza.
EEK: kekekek
MEH: STFU eric
MEH: I need my medicine
EEK: i just saw a rabbit

so on and so forth
aussiemagna SPAMMER by glenn April 13, 2005
A man of many talents, also known as a real hero, this person is really good looking and is a big shot who calls all the shots in town.
wow falconi your so hot i want your babies
falconi by Glenn February 1, 2005
oh my gosh's variant. used to excite one another. this is used constantly by those who make fun of people that say omg and lol.
zomg u teh very cool lolz!1111oneoneoe
ZOMG by glenn November 30, 2004

Bitch Slap 

As distinguished from the more common "pimp slap", a bitch slap is preceeded by ample forewarning and delivered with a flourish or exaggerated post-blow hip movements. Nonetheless, the blow is firm and may involve an open forhand or backhand.

A "pimp slap", to the contrary, is regularly delivered without announcement and oftentimes over breakfast at an IHOP, on a subway platform, or numerous other indiscriminately chosen venues. The blow is always, always struck with the back of ones hand as to do otherwise is bad form. And the hip motion that accompanies a pimp slap provides the torque to knock a bitch silly.
Those guys on Christopher Street like to play around bitch slapping each other and running and shit, but I didn't know what a proper pimp slap was until Charlie the bus driver knocked his old lady silly at a Starbucks the other day. Apparently Charlie told the misses not to use bleach on his draws as the bleach makes him itch. All I know was that Charlie was scratchin his nuts real hard before he set that latte down, planted his feet, twisted his body and, with his knuckles initially scraping the floor, uncorked the definition of a modern day pimp slap. Old girl was out for a good five minutes.
Bitch Slap by Glenn November 19, 2004
A close friend.

Originally used among transplanted African-Americans with Southern roots to refer to and aid in the assimilation of someone who might have directly migrated from a common Southern home town or is otherwise well known to the person using the term.

Used to establish a mutual relationship between the invidividual using the term, the person described by it, and a third person.
That's my homeboy Carl.
Homeboy by Glenn November 18, 2004

Housebitch 

Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".
Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.
Housebitch by Glenn November 8, 2004