When you cup your hand over your ass and fart then place it over that special someone's mouth and nose.
by Glenn October 27, 2003
A small town south of Boston in Massachusetts. It is often refered to as "The Broke." It is well known for absolutely nothing, it's town green, little league baseball, and poop smearing on the high school walls
by Glenn November 08, 2004
Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 06, 2004
Noun; the type of guy who wears Abercrombie clothing, extremely trendy, and will not stop until everyone knows it. Also thinks he is better than anyone else. Usually a guy in a fraternity. Abbreviated: AAss.
by Glenn October 28, 2004
oh my gosh's variant. used to excite one another. this is used constantly by those who make fun of people that say omg and lol.
by glenn November 30, 2004
A close friend.
Originally used among transplanted African-Americans with Southern roots to refer to and aid in the assimilation of someone who might have directly migrated from a common Southern home town or is otherwise well known to the person using the term.
Used to establish a mutual relationship between the invidividual using the term, the person described by it, and a third person.
Originally used among transplanted African-Americans with Southern roots to refer to and aid in the assimilation of someone who might have directly migrated from a common Southern home town or is otherwise well known to the person using the term.
Used to establish a mutual relationship between the invidividual using the term, the person described by it, and a third person.
That's my homeboy Carl.
by Glenn November 18, 2004
As distinguished from the more common "pimp slap", a bitch slap is preceeded by ample forewarning and delivered with a flourish or exaggerated post-blow hip movements. Nonetheless, the blow is firm and may involve an open forhand or backhand.
A "pimp slap", to the contrary, is regularly delivered without announcement and oftentimes over breakfast at an IHOP, on a subway platform, or numerous other indiscriminately chosen venues. The blow is always, always struck with the back of ones hand as to do otherwise is bad form. And the hip motion that accompanies a pimp slap provides the torque to knock a bitch silly.
A "pimp slap", to the contrary, is regularly delivered without announcement and oftentimes over breakfast at an IHOP, on a subway platform, or numerous other indiscriminately chosen venues. The blow is always, always struck with the back of ones hand as to do otherwise is bad form. And the hip motion that accompanies a pimp slap provides the torque to knock a bitch silly.
Those guys on Christopher Street like to play around bitch slapping each other and running and shit, but I didn't know what a proper pimp slap was until Charlie the bus driver knocked his old lady silly at a Starbucks the other day. Apparently Charlie told the misses not to use bleach on his draws as the bleach makes him itch. All I know was that Charlie was scratchin his nuts real hard before he set that latte down, planted his feet, twisted his body and, with his knuckles initially scraping the floor, uncorked the definition of a modern day pimp slap. Old girl was out for a good five minutes.
by Glenn November 19, 2004