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Husbitch 

When your husband is being a bitch and you want to insult them without being mean.
Husband: Aphi, you're such a husbitch
Husbitch by Nikolino July 7, 2023
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Husbitch 

A married man with the characteristics of a female.
She must not know Pratt is her “husbitch” for sure, look at his bitch ass!
Husbitch by Ras’Von July 21, 2022

Atypical-husbitch 

Free-spirited husbitch; a husbitch who acts as a husbitch when with their partner, but doesn't bend to their will outside partner contact. Often found in the realms of public houses moaning about their husbitch status.
You're such a husbitch, you're wrapped around her little finger" "No, I'm an atypical-husbitch, she thinks I'm doing the shopping"
Atypical-husbitch by Lardcake January 19, 2011
N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.

N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.

V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.

V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.

adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition
"My english teacher wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"

"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-
Hubitch by Cmitch4 January 17, 2008

husbutch 

Any butch-identified individual who is in a serious, long-term relationship with a queer partner. May or may not cook, fix things, kill bugs, or wear the pants around here.
My mom is always telling me I need to find a nice husbutch and settle down.
husbutch by sapiosexist November 14, 2012

Hisbitch 

A girl who goes around hooking up with guys who have no idea who she is. This girl constantly hooks up with guys and everyone knows when she has
"Are you serious, that's like the sixth guy this week"

"Ya, she's such a hisbitch"
Hisbitch by Griffs93 April 18, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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