Nickname given to Frederick Brennan, the creator of 8chan, who saved us all from the traitormoot, who cashed in the control of his website and dignity for some SJW poon.
Son: Mom, dad. I need to tell you guys something.
Mom: What is it honey?
Son: I am a hotwheelssexual.
Dad: And I need to tell you something, son.
Son: Hmm?
Dad: So am I.