Hotwheelssexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to any and all hot wheels cars.

Son: Mom, dad. I need to tell you guys something.
Mom: What is it honey?
Son: I am a hotwheelssexual.
Dad: And I need to tell you something, son.
Son: Hmm?
Dad: So am I.

by RealUltrooper March 26, 2020