Hot Squash

When a man tucks his penis in between a girls bum cheeks when spooning, to warm himself up.

"Roll over love, I fancy a hot squash"

by S Kendray February 3, 2013

hot squash

A massive dump

After eating that greasy burger, I dropped a hot squash!

by homusbizzles December 10, 2010

Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

by bergholz October 13, 2008

hogsquasher

A seriously obese biker.

That dude over there by the tattooed chic is one ugly hogsquasher.

by Superdave April 14, 2006

hogsquasher

An otter-like animal that lives in muddy areas. The animal coats itself in a muddy camoflauge and lays on the mud facing up. When a hog, or pig, comes to roll around in the mud, the hogsquasher grasps it and breaks its spine, later dragging it to its den do dine on its flesh.

"The hogsquasher got the last of Crazy Joe's pigs on Wednesday last."

by a sam March 5, 2006

hobsquash

a insult made by a person of religion or a man of god so as not to offend the lord above.

"man, he's being such a hobsqash"
"That joel guy was being a real hobsquash today at church"

by manofgod1624 July 5, 2014

Hobsquash

Hobsquash

/ hawb-sqwosh / (noun) 1. Mayhem, hi-jinx, malarkey, up to no good

2. Meaningless and nonsensical talk, jibberish
2. (Verb) to move in a seemingly random and chaotic way
higgledy-piggledy, helterskelter

Synonym-

Fiddle faddle, nonsense

Antonym -
The truth

A man in his mid 30s elaborate subterfuge on the streets of Iron Knob came crashing do today when the on foot chase he was involved in went horribly wrong. After creating a fake identity and assuming a vigilanty state of mind he layed used a last m I minute weapon to subdue the would be assailant. His ploy to use a milk crate to )attack the criminal going very badly and backfiring. Witnesses on the scene were noted to say the whole ordeal was disaapointing, and that he had made a hobsquash of the chase.

by Lorraine Haul April 11, 2024