Horsecrow 

Defining the characteristics of a person(s) face whom has a horse shaped grill and scare crow like hair.

I was going to take her on a date, but once a I met her in person - total horsecrow.

Horsecrow by ktsart October 28, 2010

horsecrap 

Nonsense, bullshit, a lie, deception.

that's horsecrap!

what a horsecrap excuse!

horsecrap by smektala ahmed October 12, 2010

Horsecock Effect 

The loudest possible rumble created when urinating in the center of the toilet, often to impress the female gender.

I totally used the Horsecock Effect last night to bag a blonde when we went to her place last night.

Horsecock Effect by Sick F Nasty January 2, 2011

Horscroft 

Process of changing your name to hide the fact that you are
a)a paedophile
b)an extreme bigot or racist
c)have relatives in the secret service
d)a megalomaniacal egotist with alcoholic tendencies
e)a cowboy builder masquerading as an architect.

Did you hear Mr Platinum the bricklayer had to change his name, for reasons unknown. Some say he's been Horscroft.

Horscroft by DJLRaintnocamra May 29, 2014

Horseclaw 

The male version of a camel toe.

Check out the horseclaw on that douche.

Horseclaw by Manparts July 28, 2009

horsecrap 

horsecrap a non vulgar less offensive alternative to horseshit and bullshit when horseshit and bullshit are inappropriate or want do

my ex girlfriend cheats lies and steals and is full of horsecrap most of the time

horsecrap by littlejimmie April 18, 2019

Horseclaw 

An engorged male camel toe.

Franz's horseclaw was clearly evident through his spandex pants.

Horseclaw by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevinKEVIN July 26, 2009