Horscroft 

Process of changing your name to hide the fact that you are
a)a paedophile
b)an extreme bigot or racist
c)have relatives in the secret service
d)a megalomaniacal egotist with alcoholic tendencies
e)a cowboy builder masquerading as an architect.

Did you hear Mr Platinum the bricklayer had to change his name, for reasons unknown. Some say he's been Horscroft.

Horscroft by DJLRaintnocamra May 29, 2014

horscroft 

A horny pirate midget who loves watching Star Wars lesbian porn. A horscroft can often be found in the darkest corners of a pig farm jerking off to nazi propaganda. They also share an absurd fetish for spiced apple juice and red cars. Not to be confused with the latter known as a 'horcrux', which when voldemort realised this was not the path he should be taking, he swiftly turned his life around and reinvented himself as a master of sorcery. Yet he can be found in this pig farm on Saturday nights at midnight sharp if anyone is interested in their fair share of herpes or rabies.

"Shit! I'm turning into a Horscroft!"
"I'll call Voldemort"

horscroft by The anti-Horscroft society January 16, 2014

Hoscrott 

Common name given to a girl who offers you quick sex or a fuck buddy, not someone who you care about, but simply below average sex to pass the time.

I'm not sure I can be bothered to go out looking for female company tonight, what I really need is a Hoscrott.

Hoscrott by ailay ass July 23, 2013

holcroft 

A girl who works as a PA, usually covers her hands in a hand cream that contains lots of coconut oil, gets confused by modern chav words including but not limited to; Peng, Dank and Bear.

That new PA is a real holcroft.

holcroft by TomNinetyTwo March 6, 2016

HorrorOfTheTeenageLobsterCello

A man of great wisdom who understands culture on a whole nother level. He controls the universe and understands all corners of it. These new wonderful words that he has invented have inspired me to delete twitter and curcumcise myself in the name of the holy HorrorOfTheTeenageLobsterCello. All praise HorrorOfTheTeenageLobsterCello. Please support him on his mission to cure cancer. Thank you.

When HorrorOfTheTeenageLobsterCello filled me, I knew things that no one should ever know, it was beautiful.

HorrorOfTheTeenageLobsterCello by numberonedisator March 22, 2022

Hopscrotch

The act of randomly banging any person you can get in the bed even if they aren’t single.

Ya.... that girl plays hopscrotch with any guy even if he’s married or not.

Hopscrotch by Captain save a cat February 16, 2018

holcroft 

n. A star of stars. A stirling example of humanity.

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You rule! You are a total holcroft!

holcroft by gnostic3 May 21, 2020