Horse-Whisper 

To masturbate while sobbing.

After coming home early and finding his wife having sex with the next-door neighbor, Tim, who is a giant pussy, pouted his way to the bathroom, locked the door and horse-whispered.

Horse-Whisper by Rawdiggidy March 7, 2010

horse whisperer 

someone who has sexual relations with a horse and is discreet about it.

Vinny Keesler is a horse whisperer.

horse whisperer by paul smtih February 1, 2008

Horse Whiskers 

A good name for a Country Music Group.

"Jesus Christ, that's the fourth fucking time that goddamned song by Horse Whiskers has been on in the last hour!"

Horse Whiskers by RandyL March 16, 2003

horse wisper squared

a person who can fit 300 dildos in one ear and 1264 up there ass

derik cummings is an horse wisper squared

horse wisper squared by halo2 March 24, 2005

horse whisperer 

one who whispers to horses or whorses, especially in an attempt to git frisky with the horse or whorse

Billy didn't have much luck with the sheep, so he became a horse whisperer

horse whisperer by billy the whorse whisperer November 18, 2003

horse whisperer 

An extremely good looking young woman with blonde hair who is an equine student, and on occasion likes to whisper (have sex) for fun...

The Horse whisperer is that innocent looking good girl who has a dirty little secret.

horse whisperer by Pony Whisperer December 31, 2007

Horse-Whisperer 

A person who whispers unnesassarily, in an attempt to be discreet, but usually ends up drawing negative attention to himself, and the uninvolved victim which he choosed to whisper to. In the process, the horse-whisperer usually violates personal space.

Used as a verb:
Girl- "Why were you and Vinnie whispering about me when I walked by? It was SO obvious!"

Innocent Bystandard- "What? I had no idea what he was even talking about, that fool just Horse-Whispered me outta nowhere!?!"

Used as an adjective:
#1- "What was Vinnie just whispering to you about?"
#2- "I have no idea, I wasn't paying attention... but I guess that's why they call him the horse-whisperer."

Horse-Whisperer by Vinnie Maggiulli October 28, 2007