Definitions by RandyL

Vin Diesel 

Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.

Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.

Vin Diesel by RandyL August 15, 2005

New York Minute 

A fuxing hard difficulty setting o Max Payne.

You have 1 minute to finish the level, but you can gain seconds to your time by killing ans stuff.

">_< OMFG how the fuck am I supposed to run that fast to the fucking end of the fucking subway"

New York Minute by RandyL December 8, 2003

Mazter 

A male who ejaculates onto the matress after intercourse/self-tercourse.

He maztered all over the top of the matress

Mazter by RandyL November 16, 2003

Self-tercourse 

Slang; Masturbate.

He wasn't gettin' the jimmy-whacks from his ho, so he engaged in a little self-tercourse instead.

Self-tercourse by RandyL November 16, 2003

In-Out 

Slang; Nadsat for 'sex'

"I would have liked to have a bit of the in-out, in-out right there on the stage with her." - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

In-Out by RandyL November 11, 2003

Guko

'Goku' intentionally written/pronounced wrong.

Guko by RandyL November 3, 2003

Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.

She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.

Xylophone Buggery by RandyL October 17, 2003