Self-tercourse

Slang; Masturbate.

He wasn't gettin' the jimmy-whacks from his ho, so he engaged in a little self-tercourse instead.

by RandyL November 16, 2003

In-Out

Slang; Nadsat for 'sex'

"I would have liked to have a bit of the in-out, in-out right there on the stage with her." - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

by RandyL November 11, 2003

Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.

Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.

by RandyL August 15, 2005

Horse Whiskers

A good name for a Country Music Group.

"Jesus Christ, that's the fourth fucking time that goddamned song by Horse Whiskers has been on in the last hour!"

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Ziggurat

The stupid, crappy and fat son of Mai.
Father unknown.
Serves no real purpose other then to occupy space in the universe.

Lynx

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Sakabato

A katana with a 'reverse' blade; meaning the traditional shape edge is dull and hard, and the flat back has the shape edges. This way, the sword delivers bliunt damage instead of cutting damage, ut the way it is crafted it is still VERY lethal by causing high, concentrated damage onto one spot.

The kind of sword used by Himura Kenshin in the manga known as Rurouni Kenshin.

And yes, I understand is makes NO FUCKIGN SENSE AT ALL, but you can eventually get the concept of it.

(BTW, thnx to The Dork Knight at the Anime and manga Social board from GameFAQS.com for explaining it to be originally)

by RandyL October 16, 2003

Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.

She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.

by RandyL October 17, 2003