RandyL's definitions

New York Minute

A fuxing hard difficulty setting o Max Payne.

You have 1 minute to finish the level, but you can gain seconds to your time by killing ans stuff.

">_< OMFG how the fuck am I supposed to run that fast to the fucking end of the fucking subway"

by RandyL December 8, 2003

Ziggurat

The stupid, crappy and fat son of Mai.
Father unknown.
Serves no real purpose other then to occupy space in the universe.

Lynx

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Mai

Current Children: Ziggurat, Matt

If Mai got herself pregnant with her Male side: Maivis

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Crono

1. Bad-ass mute with red Spikey/Punk hair.
2. Swordsman (Guy that will cut you and make you bleed)

"Man, Crono popped the King's daughter and got away Scot-Free..."

by RandyL March 8, 2003

Xylophone Fuckery

A word that relates to the act of mischief, foolery, acting retarded.

"What kind of xylophone fuckery are those two twits up to now?"

by RandyL October 16, 2003

Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.

She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.

by RandyL October 17, 2003

Sakabato

A katana with a 'reverse' blade; meaning the traditional shape edge is dull and hard, and the flat back has the shape edges. This way, the sword delivers bliunt damage instead of cutting damage, ut the way it is crafted it is still VERY lethal by causing high, concentrated damage onto one spot.

The kind of sword used by Himura Kenshin in the manga known as Rurouni Kenshin.

And yes, I understand is makes NO FUCKIGN SENSE AT ALL, but you can eventually get the concept of it.

(BTW, thnx to The Dork Knight at the Anime and manga Social board from GameFAQS.com for explaining it to be originally)

by RandyL October 16, 2003