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Horny moon

It is the traditional holiday taken by horny newlyweds to celebrate their marrige in intimacy and seclusion.
Las Vegas is a perfect place to go on a horny moon.
by Karla Cisniega December 18, 2008
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Hornymones

Normal hormones that increase when one is sexually aroused.
Dayum that nigguh got my hornymones goin' or Gurl since I hit my prime, my hornymones be racing!
by Justa_latin.female July 22, 2009
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hornymoon

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.
Wife: I missed you so much when you were in Germany. Good to have you back. It feels like honeymoon again.

Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
by Nomanches October 24, 2012
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HORNYMON

A POKEMON WHICH SOUNDS HORNY AND LOOKS THROUGH PEOPLE'S ANUS
U SEE THAT LIL FREAK HES A FLIPING HORNYMON
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE June 9, 2019
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Hornymonal

When a woman gets horny due to hormonal overload during her period or when she is pregnant.
My girlfriend always gets hornymonal during that "time" of the month.

Some women tend to get super hornymonal during their pregnancies.
by Jesstania August 21, 2013
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Hornymonal

When you get horny while hormonal either by menstruation or pregnancy.
"That hornymonal bitch Tania is in heat!"

"My girlfriend Jessica always gets hornymonal when she's on the rag."
by Jessania August 31, 2013
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hornymoon

Hornymoon (noun)
/ˈhor-nee-mooon/

Definition:
The moment two married lovebirds vanish like the Avengers after the reception to FULLY unlock the premium package. No sightseeing. No ocean views. Just blessed cheeks, worship music, and emotional support hydration. 💍🍑💦

In Gen Z terms:

"Bro they said ‘I do’ and dipped to go sanctify the bed frame 😭💀"
“Where’s Jude and his wife?”
→ “Bro they on the hornymoon. Pray for that mattress.”

“This ain’t no honeymoon, this a rizz revival with elevation worship in the background.” 🎶✝️

“She wore white, he wore Axe, now they both wear nothin' 💀”
by DICKSENS May 22, 2025
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