"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.
Wife: I missed you so much when you were in Germany. Good to have you back. It feels like honeymoon again.
Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
by Nomanches October 24, 2012
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/ˈhor-nee-mooon/
Definition:
The moment two married lovebirds vanish like the Avengers after the reception to FULLY unlock the premium package. No sightseeing. No ocean views. Just blessed cheeks, worship music, and emotional support hydration. 💍🍑💦
In Gen Z terms:
"Bro they said ‘I do’ and dipped to go sanctify the bed frame 😭💀"
/ˈhor-nee-mooon/
Definition:
The moment two married lovebirds vanish like the Avengers after the reception to FULLY unlock the premium package. No sightseeing. No ocean views. Just blessed cheeks, worship music, and emotional support hydration. 💍🍑💦
In Gen Z terms:
"Bro they said ‘I do’ and dipped to go sanctify the bed frame 😭💀"
“Where’s Jude and his wife?”
→ “Bro they on the hornymoon. Pray for that mattress.”
“This ain’t no honeymoon, this a rizz revival with elevation worship in the background.” 🎶✝️
“She wore white, he wore Axe, now they both wear nothin' 💀”
→ “Bro they on the hornymoon. Pray for that mattress.”
“This ain’t no honeymoon, this a rizz revival with elevation worship in the background.” 🎶✝️
“She wore white, he wore Axe, now they both wear nothin' 💀”
by DICKSENS May 22, 2025
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"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"
In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."
and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."
In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."
and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."
by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020
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Get the Honemoon mug.Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.
Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?
Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...
Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...
by CMFS February 5, 2010
Get the honeymoon snow mug.when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.
The honeymoon's over.
by flamber August 28, 2009
Get the honeymoon's over mug.1. to have sex on and off for an extended period of time, especially during the day
2. to mess around in bed all day
2. to mess around in bed all day
by kazaam412 September 14, 2011
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