hornymoon
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.
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hornymoon
Hornymoon (noun)
/ˈhor-nee-mooon/
Definition:
The moment two married lovebirds vanish like the Avengers after the reception to FULLY unlock the premium package. No sightseeing. No ocean views. Just blessed cheeks, worship music, and emotional support hydration. 💍🍑💦
In Gen Z terms:
"Bro they said ‘I do’ and dipped to go sanctify the bed frame 😭💀"
/ˈhor-nee-mooon/
Definition:
The moment two married lovebirds vanish like the Avengers after the reception to FULLY unlock the premium package. No sightseeing. No ocean views. Just blessed cheeks, worship music, and emotional support hydration. 💍🍑💦
In Gen Z terms:
"Bro they said ‘I do’ and dipped to go sanctify the bed frame 😭💀"
Related Words
Horny moon • Hornymonal • Hornymones • horneymoon • HORNYMON • horny monkey • Horny Monster • Horny morny • honeymoon • Homeymoon
honemoon
"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"
In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."
and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."
In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."
and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."
honemoon by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020
Honemoon
Honemoon by teachwithtadgh October 7, 2020
honeymoon snow
Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.
Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?
Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...
Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...
honeymoon snow by CMFS February 5, 2010
honeymoon's over
when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.
honeymoon's over by flamber August 28, 2009
honeymooned it
1. to have sex on and off for an extended period of time, especially during the day
2. to mess around in bed all day
2. to mess around in bed all day
honeymooned it by kazaam412 September 14, 2011
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