hornymoon 

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.

Wife: I missed you so much when you were in Germany. Good to have you back. It feels like honeymoon again.

Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.

hornymoon by Nomanches October 24, 2012

hornymoon 

Hornymoon (noun)
/ˈhor-nee-mooon/

Definition:
The moment two married lovebirds vanish like the Avengers after the reception to FULLY unlock the premium package. No sightseeing. No ocean views. Just blessed cheeks, worship music, and emotional support hydration. 💍🍑💦

In Gen Z terms:

"Bro they said ‘I do’ and dipped to go sanctify the bed frame 😭💀"

“Where’s Jude and his wife?”
→ “Bro they on the hornymoon. Pray for that mattress.”

“This ain’t no honeymoon, this a rizz revival with elevation worship in the background.” 🎶✝️

“She wore white, he wore Axe, now they both wear nothin' 💀”

hornymoon by DICKSENS May 22, 2025

honemoon 

It's not a real word. You mistakenly removed the wrong Y from the sentence.

"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"

In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."

and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."

honemoon by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020

Honemoon 

To honemoon: The art of misreading something and appearing idiotic as a result.

I honemooned a sentence so bad, I went viral on tiktok as a result.

Honemoon by teachwithtadgh October 7, 2020

honeymoon snow 

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

honeymoon snow by CMFS February 5, 2010

honeymoon's over 

when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.

The honeymoon's over.

honeymoon's over by flamber August 28, 2009

honeymooned it

1. to have sex on and off for an extended period of time, especially during the day

2. to mess around in bed all day

Mary and I honeymooned it for 6 hours yesterday!

honeymooned it by kazaam412 September 14, 2011