horndoggles

When someone looks REALLY good to you largely because you're feelin' extra-specially ornery. Similar to beer googles, but without the excuse of being drunk afterwards.

Why did Rob hook up with that fugly chick? Been a while, so he had his horndoggles on.

by chris rue May 18, 2009

Horndoggled

To be surprised, baffled, and or astounded.

Tyler, if it is anymore than a 20 minute flight there, i will be horndoggled.

by Money$ July 12, 2012

horndoggery

Actions or attitudes involving or exhibiting the qualities of a horndog; excessive horny behavior; opposite of prudery or chastity.

Dude, it's no wonder your girlfriend dumped you if she found out about the level of horndoggery you show every time she is out of town.

by Biff Spiff April 23, 2015

Horndoggyness

The state of being a horndog, relating to the level of said state.

Amber's Horndoggyness is off the scale today.

by Snow_samurai96 December 22, 2008

horndoggler

an object resembling a corn dog, but consists of a sausage link wrapped in pancake batter.

John Paul: "Momma I'm hungry!"
Missy: Well go and get you one of them horndogglers out of the freezer then."

by thepinkstripe March 14, 2009

horndoogled

A verb meaning to swindle, bilk, fool, or otherwise take advantage of someone. Usually used in a humorous or non-serious context.

That guy charged you 250 bucks for a half ounce of this shit?! You got horndoogled my friend.

by mithrandir November 23, 2013

Horndoggery

The general act of being a horn dog

“Wow watching porn with the boys at afters really led to some horndoggery.”

by Muchboxer January 28, 2022