horndoggler

an object resembling a corn dog, but consists of a sausage link wrapped in pancake batter.

John Paul: "Momma I'm hungry!"
Missy: Well go and get you one of them horndogglers out of the freezer then."

by thepinkstripe March 15, 2009

Horndoggled

To be surprised, baffled, and or astounded.

Tyler, if it is anymore than a 20 minute flight there, i will be horndoggled.

by Money$ July 10, 2012

horndoggles

When someone looks REALLY good to you largely because you're feelin' extra-specially ornery. Similar to beer googles, but without the excuse of being drunk afterwards.

Why did Rob hook up with that fugly chick? Been a while, so he had his horndoggles on.

by chris rue May 19, 2009