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A glass bottle full of angry hornets collected via vacuum and frozen to load into the bottle
I threw a hornade in there and it cleared them all out
Hornade by Crabula July 9, 2023
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Hoenadez 

Man i saw that Hoenadez fucking around with Beatriz.
Hoenadez by Sainttiggysday July 29, 2016
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When a horny individual goes on a sexual binge with multiple people in a short period of time, destroying everything in his or her path... like a sex tornado.
Ben: "Charlie, where's mom been this weekend?"
Charlie: "Oh, she's been on a hornado in the next town over."
Ben: "God bless them."
Hornado by Gingerloid December 3, 2019

hornament 

Could be used as a compliment or an insult. The definition is a mix between "ornament" and "whore". They are mostly looks, and like to get sticks (like branches from a Christmas tree) stuck through them. They also come in various colours.
omfg!!! Sarah is such a hornament!
hornament by Aldoria November 21, 2006
The act of sounding your horn to drivers who carry out an action that annoys you.
That bastard cut me up! I had to give him some hornage!
hornage by mids99 July 14, 2009
The awful bane of internet existence. Referring to those adds that will be on your side of your very important task. Typically those awful browser games that reveal fake animated women that are 3/4 naked and asking you to "Battle" with them.

Common people who are lured by the Snag Ads or the Cheap naked browser game ads:

1. 7 year old children who have no idea what a vagina is.

2. Horny 15 year olds who have nothing else to do with their time but beat it.

3. The kid who accidentally clicks one while he is "working" in computer class.

4. Your coworker who just got fired for "accidentally" clicking one on the job, but who was just trying to be Ballsy.

Common pictures used on these ads:

- A woman with pink hair, laying in a bikini like armor shit thing with jewels all over it with one hand is grasping a sword and one is right above her snatch.

- A woman seductively laying in jewel-ish armor of some shit.

- A dude in armor who is growling at the screen. (Wow! someone that is fully clothed!)

- A lady that looks like a queen who is on her knees and has a sword about ready to stab her boobs.

- An oily women tied to a tree in a bearskin bikini. (Jesus Christ, you horny bastards.)

Common phrases used in these ads:

- Click here to save the queen! (She looks like she's about to get fucked with a flaming log.)

- Once you're inside your friends won't be seeing much of you anymore! (Chances are if you click these intentionally you don't have any friends to start with.)
Mark: *Stumbles upon a Hornad while browsing the internet and gets a boner*

Wade: *Spots Mark and sees his computer monitor.*

Wade: Don't you do it you horny shit.
Hornad by Fuckin' Ian May 5, 2014

Hornydew 

An alternate name for the translucent and sticky fluid that leaks out of a man when in a state of arousal, or simply known as precum
Babe, my hornydew is leaking, can you help me to here?
Hornydew by Cintoast May 8, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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