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Hoenadez
Hoenadez by Sainttiggysday July 29, 2016
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Hornade • hornado • hornage • Hoenadez • Hornad • Hornaddict • hornament • Hornydew • hornydextrious • Keith Hernadez
Hornado
When a horny individual goes on a sexual binge with multiple people in a short period of time, destroying everything in his or her path... like a sex tornado.
Ben: "Charlie, where's mom been this weekend?"
Charlie: "Oh, she's been on a hornado in the next town over."
Ben: "God bless them."
Charlie: "Oh, she's been on a hornado in the next town over."
Ben: "God bless them."
Hornado by Gingerloid December 3, 2019
hornament
Could be used as a compliment or an insult. The definition is a mix between "ornament" and "whore". They are mostly looks, and like to get sticks (like branches from a Christmas tree) stuck through them. They also come in various colours.
Hornad
The awful bane of internet existence. Referring to those adds that will be on your side of your very important task. Typically those awful browser games that reveal fake animated women that are 3/4 naked and asking you to "Battle" with them.
Common people who are lured by the Snag Ads or the Cheap naked browser game ads:
1. 7 year old children who have no idea what a vagina is.
2. Horny 15 year olds who have nothing else to do with their time but beat it.
3. The kid who accidentally clicks one while he is "working" in computer class.
4. Your coworker who just got fired for "accidentally" clicking one on the job, but who was just trying to be Ballsy.
Common pictures used on these ads:
- A woman with pink hair, laying in a bikini like armor shit thing with jewels all over it with one hand is grasping a sword and one is right above her snatch.
- A woman seductively laying in jewel-ish armor of some shit.
- A dude in armor who is growling at the screen. (Wow! someone that is fully clothed!)
- A lady that looks like a queen who is on her knees and has a sword about ready to stab her boobs.
- An oily women tied to a tree in a bearskin bikini. (Jesus Christ, you horny bastards.)
Common phrases used in these ads:
- Click here to save the queen! (She looks like she's about to get fucked with a flaming log.)
- Once you're inside your friends won't be seeing much of you anymore! (Chances are if you click these intentionally you don't have any friends to start with.)
Common people who are lured by the Snag Ads or the Cheap naked browser game ads:
1. 7 year old children who have no idea what a vagina is.
2. Horny 15 year olds who have nothing else to do with their time but beat it.
3. The kid who accidentally clicks one while he is "working" in computer class.
4. Your coworker who just got fired for "accidentally" clicking one on the job, but who was just trying to be Ballsy.
Common pictures used on these ads:
- A woman with pink hair, laying in a bikini like armor shit thing with jewels all over it with one hand is grasping a sword and one is right above her snatch.
- A woman seductively laying in jewel-ish armor of some shit.
- A dude in armor who is growling at the screen. (Wow! someone that is fully clothed!)
- A lady that looks like a queen who is on her knees and has a sword about ready to stab her boobs.
- An oily women tied to a tree in a bearskin bikini. (Jesus Christ, you horny bastards.)
Common phrases used in these ads:
- Click here to save the queen! (She looks like she's about to get fucked with a flaming log.)
- Once you're inside your friends won't be seeing much of you anymore! (Chances are if you click these intentionally you don't have any friends to start with.)
Mark: *Stumbles upon a Hornad while browsing the internet and gets a boner*
Wade: *Spots Mark and sees his computer monitor.*
Wade: Don't you do it you horny shit.
Wade: *Spots Mark and sees his computer monitor.*
Wade: Don't you do it you horny shit.
Hornad by Fuckin' Ian May 5, 2014
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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