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Strait of Hormuz

An act of unchecked aggressive imperialist dominance on a public toilet.

A imperialist pooper makes multiple dense hard wads of toilet paper and flushes them all at once to create a difficult clog in the pipe thus "closing the strait."
The unchecked pooper (or next unknowing citizen) then drops a massive chud that can't be flushed because the toilet is clogged. The turd spins around aimlessly like a stranded tanker ship at sea as the water rises. Eventually after too many flushes, the water and turd will overflow onto the floor creating a crisis.

Diplomatic measures must be taken to stop the overflow and open the strait by physically removing the large turd by hand. Then disposing it in a trash can or by throwing it out an open window. Negotiators are then brought in with plumbing tools to open the strait by removing the clog.
Ed: "Hey Mike, I need you to get down here now. We have a Strait of Hormuz situation in the #112 Denny's bathroom!"

Mike: "Not again! I'm calling corporate. Another imperialist unchecked trucker must have been disappointed with the service."

Ed: "Yes! Deb said he hated the waffles and threatened to make a massive unflushable shit in the bathroom. He yelled it infront of multiple families with children dinning in."

Mike: "Dear God! How big is the shit and is the water overflowing?"

Ed: "Yes! The tanker sized turd is one more flush away from from capsizing onto the floor."

Mike: "Ed, your going to have to grab the turd with your bare hands and put it in the trash can to save this franchise. Do it now! I just called corporate to send in negotiators to open the strait. They are on the way.

Ed: "The turd is in my hand! It's heavy Mike! Dropping it in the trash can now. It must be 15 pounds!"

Mike: "You're a real hero Ed! I'm giving you a raise so you'll make $10 an hour now. Negotiators are on the way. Hopefully no more unchecked imperialist truckers full of shit will close the strait again."

Strait outta Hormuz

A play on "Straight outta Compton" but instead of meaning coming from a raw, urban environment that cultivates a tough identity, Straight (strait) outta Hormuz is emblematic of being an inexperienced, foolish person who is unable to negotiate in an environment that is not for beginners.

It is coined in the wake of Trump's 2026 blunder of bombing Iran in a war of choice for Israel without a plan, sycophantic equilibrium, and all the unintended consequences that follow.

It may include calling it a win when you negotiate something better than how you made it worse rather than the status quo of the before state, or being unable to map an argument but still starting the fight. It is when a person is out of their depth but continues to believe they are a worthwhile adversary, rather than a seagull shitting on a chess board and flitting away squawking how they have won. It is not necessarily political in context for use.
Did you see Steve's girl kicked him out? What was he thinking, getting caught cheating and then trying to get her to agree to an open relationship?

Bro, that fool is "strait outta Hormuz".

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The invitation to explain the joke to HR was no invitation at all; in hindsight, Melissa realized she was "strait outta Hormuz".

Alex Hormozi 

Alex Hormozi is a man of many talents. He's a fitness guru, a business consultant, and an all-around funny guy. But what really sets him apart is his work as a filmmaker. Hormozi has collaborated with some of the biggest names in the industry, including Sebastian Ghiorghiu, Josh King Madrid, Lewis Howes, Jay Shetty, Andrew Tate, and Justin Guerra.

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When Hormozi isn't busy filming, he can be found hitting the gym or advising businesses on how to succeed. But his true passion is making people laugh, which is evident in every film he produces. With a unique perspective and a wicked sense of humor, Hormozi is one of the most talented and entertaining filmmakers in the industry. So if you're looking for a good laugh or some inspiration, check out his work, and join the legions of fans who can't get enough of his hilarious and insightful films.
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A "hormaz" is someone who cracks poor jokes. he on being early for a class would prevent other people from entering it because he doesn't believe in the equal right to education.
" he told me a joke today that made me cry. he's such a hormaz"
hormaz by AceFortuna July 17, 2012

Hormunger 

The Hormunger screwed the old man
Hormunger by Juan January 31, 2004
like humungus or very large. But if you are pregnant then you have a baby brain therefore making normal speech very difficult
the spider in the bath is "hormungus"
hormungus by mazzatoons July 24, 2011