hormaz

A "hormaz" is someone who cracks poor jokes. he on being early for a class would prevent other people from entering it because he doesn't believe in the equal right to education.

" he told me a joke today that made me cry. he's such a hormaz"

by AceFortuna July 17, 2012

Hormantic

A mixed word of 'Horny' and 'romantic'. People use to elaborate that word, perhaps; who are really desperate or a defense mechanism to keep them away from embarrassment.

<i>"At least, I'm hormantic like any other guy."</i>

by Jashinism January 12, 2009

Hourmazd

Any sexually threatening male you don't want your girlfriend or spouse around. A physical lover and a passionate pounder. Historically, a name used to embody affluence, virility, and the apex of physical performance. Heterosexuality is often associated with this name and is a dangerous name to utter besides a loved one you want to keep chaste and celibate. Hourmazds have often loved butts more than anything and use them as comforting pillows.

"Marie wants to lose her virginity but she can't find the right person."
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"Really nice!"
"Then just find her a Hourmazd! You won't regret it!"

by Houdini91 August 18, 2018

hogmazi

The outcome in an address bar by aggressively banging your head on the keyboard.

www.google.com turning into www.hogmazi.com :D

by Myvlover382 October 21, 2007

Hormanal

when a man is forced by circumstance to act like a woman with PMS, a bitchy, moody man

Glenn is moody today, he's hormanal.

by Ronaldann April 21, 2010

horraz

a state of drunken-ness, often causing eratic behaviour. including but NOT limited to; high five-ing, yelling, giggling, dribbling, mumbling, stumbling, cheering, crying, staring, hugging random people, nudie runs, spontanious sex, and of course projectile vomiting........

bloke 1:"Hey bro, how good was that party the other night?"

bloke 2: "Yeah it was great! Did you see those two in the spa?"

bloke 1: "Yeah! I think they were rooting"

bloke 2: "They musta been horraz ay!"

by ThE sCarLeTT PimP February 26, 2009

hordazzle

Something which is so dumb it defies description. Usually used in the context of something idiotic. So horrifying its dazzling.

noun ) hordazzlement
verb ) hordazzle
Adj ) horrdazzling

(adj) That joke was so bad it was hordazzling
(noun) The meeting where the manager forced the young girl to play piano in front of the rest of the staff was a hordazzlement
(verb) he would hordazzle the group with the story of how he learned to have sexual relations with animals.

by Kadom April 8, 2007