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Strait of Hormuz
An act of unchecked aggressive imperialist dominance on a public toilet.
A imperialist pooper makes multiple dense hard wads of toilet paper and flushes them all at once to create a difficult clog in the pipe thus "closing the strait."
The unchecked pooper (or next unknowing citizen) then drops a massive chud that can't be flushed because the toilet is clogged. The turd spins around aimlessly like a stranded tanker ship at sea as the water rises. Eventually after too many flushes, the water and turd will overflow onto the floor creating a crisis.
Diplomatic measures must be taken to stop the overflow and open the strait by physically removing the large turd by hand. Then disposing it in a trash can or by throwing it out an open window. Negotiators are then brought in with plumbing tools to open the strait by removing the clog.
A imperialist pooper makes multiple dense hard wads of toilet paper and flushes them all at once to create a difficult clog in the pipe thus "closing the strait."
The unchecked pooper (or next unknowing citizen) then drops a massive chud that can't be flushed because the toilet is clogged. The turd spins around aimlessly like a stranded tanker ship at sea as the water rises. Eventually after too many flushes, the water and turd will overflow onto the floor creating a crisis.
Diplomatic measures must be taken to stop the overflow and open the strait by physically removing the large turd by hand. Then disposing it in a trash can or by throwing it out an open window. Negotiators are then brought in with plumbing tools to open the strait by removing the clog.
Ed: "Hey Mike, I need you to get down here now. We have a Strait of Hormuz situation in the #112 Denny's bathroom!"
Mike: "Not again! I'm calling corporate. Another imperialist unchecked trucker must have been disappointed with the service."
Ed: "Yes! Deb said he hated the waffles and threatened to make a massive unflushable shit in the bathroom. He yelled it infront of multiple families with children dinning in."
Mike: "Dear God! How big is the shit and is the water overflowing?"
Ed: "Yes! The tanker sized turd is one more flush away from from capsizing onto the floor."
Mike: "Ed, your going to have to grab the turd with your bare hands and put it in the trash can to save this franchise. Do it now! I just called corporate to send in negotiators to open the strait. They are on the way.
Ed: "The turd is in my hand! It's heavy Mike! Dropping it in the trash can now. It must be 15 pounds!"
Mike: "You're a real hero Ed! I'm giving you a raise so you'll make $10 an hour now. Negotiators are on the way. Hopefully no more unchecked imperialist truckers full of shit will close the strait again."
Mike: "Not again! I'm calling corporate. Another imperialist unchecked trucker must have been disappointed with the service."
Ed: "Yes! Deb said he hated the waffles and threatened to make a massive unflushable shit in the bathroom. He yelled it infront of multiple families with children dinning in."
Mike: "Dear God! How big is the shit and is the water overflowing?"
Ed: "Yes! The tanker sized turd is one more flush away from from capsizing onto the floor."
Mike: "Ed, your going to have to grab the turd with your bare hands and put it in the trash can to save this franchise. Do it now! I just called corporate to send in negotiators to open the strait. They are on the way.
Ed: "The turd is in my hand! It's heavy Mike! Dropping it in the trash can now. It must be 15 pounds!"
Mike: "You're a real hero Ed! I'm giving you a raise so you'll make $10 an hour now. Negotiators are on the way. Hopefully no more unchecked imperialist truckers full of shit will close the strait again."
Strait of Hormuz by UncleDaddyPopPop April 27, 2026
Suez Canal
(Verb) The unfortunate situation of taking a massive cargo ship sized poop in someone else toilet and clogging it horizontally. Upon flushing, the huge turd becomes a buoyant floater and then after the flush it spins horizontally thus blocking the toilet hole. A precarious situation because flush after flush accomplishes nothing and using a plunger to break it in half will cause a catastrophic mess. The large poop must me repositioned by hand or cut in half by a high pressure stream of piss.
At Stacy's house party.
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."
Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."
Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"
Suez Canal by UncleDaddyPopPop May 16, 2022