Horliness

A word that describes the horny state of a person while he/she is felling lonely. It’s a combination of the world “horny” and “loneliness”.

Exemple: the line from the Bretney Spears song “my loneliness is killing me” can be replaced by “my horliness is killing me” depending on your state of mind

Horliness by Olivlolive April 23, 2020

Horliness

A word that describes the horny state of a person while he/she is felling lonely. It’s a combination of the world “horny” and “loneliness”

Exemple: the line from the Bretney Spears song “my loneliness is killing me” can be replaced by “my horliness is killing me” depending on your state of mind

Horliness by Olivlolive April 23, 2020

hangover horniness 

The sexual desire many men and some women experience during the day following a night of heavy drinking. This may be caused by a temporary hormonal imbalance and/or by temporary fatigue within certain areas of the brain. Effects can last up to 24 hours, but may be offset by physical fatigue, which inhibits the desire for strenuous physical activity.

We didn't get out of bed until noon today. My husband had a severe case of hangover horniness.

hangover horniness by bluedevil July 21, 2006

Pentecostal Holiness

Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):

We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.

NoobToob is Pentecostal Holiness, and many others.

Pentecostal Holiness by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Ned Holness 

Carlos Mencia's real name. Born in Honduras with a German father. Ned thinks because he was born near Mexico he has the right to call himself wetback and classify himself as "beaner." He is well known for ripping other people off and getting all the credit. He got his stage name from a comedy club because "it sounded more Mexican."

Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.

Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.

Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.

I fucking hate Ned Holness and so should you. He's a fucking thief, a hack, a loser, and he is not funny. I guarentee Ned has never spent one day living as a normal Mexican.

Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.

Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.

Ned Holness by A fan of comedy February 20, 2007

Horneliness 

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.

Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.

Horneliness by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019

hoppiness 

A word used to describe the happiness a rabbit experiences which leads them to joyfully hop about.

Our bun-boy Max was clearly in a state of euphoric hoppiness as he tore back and forth across the backyard!

hoppiness by Dr Bunnygirl May 8, 2021