horkin

Bigger than huge

Did you see the horkin zit on his face?

by frogqueenie April 6, 2009

Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

Horkin

Eating in a gluttonous manner, stuffing your face, devouring, inhaling food rather than civilized eating.

I went to New York city last week and spent a whole week horkin down glizzies.
I went to the Chinese buffet with Tyler last week... we horked down 5 trays of general Tso.

by L8terH8er April 21, 2024