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Hop-scotchin 

To be stomping on someone's opinion or action as if "Hopping" on it like chalk on asphalt.
"Did you really just take my Big Mac? Don't be Hop-scotchin' me like that, Bro!"-Yumi

"Oh, snap!"-Rachell
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Hopscotching 

A description of the practice in male masturbation of enveloping the cock within the ballsack and grinding the balls against the erect penile shaft to reach climax
Dude I saw that homeless guy hopscotching the fuck out of his meat this morning on the way to work
Hopscotching by Roguefondler69 February 22, 2023

Hopscotching 

Using bicycle sharing programs in which there is a time restriction for trips, hopscotching is jumping between bicycle stations to keep your entire trip under the time limit.

Daisychaining your trip by checking in at several stations over the course of one bicycle rental time.
I'm hopscotching from Southwest DC to get to Rosslyn, it'll take me 45 minutes! I'll check in at the Kennedy Center.
Hopscotching by BikesterDC March 14, 2011

for the love of hopscotching jesus 

a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous
So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.

..For the love of hopscotching jesus..really?

Hopscotching 

The act of hopping from one desk to another while the teacher isn't paying attention or in the room.
Mitch you suck at Hopscotching I got 8 desks while Mr. Smith was in the back room.
Hopscotching by Xi Chen September 25, 2012
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