Hopscotching

A description of the practice in male masturbation of enveloping the cock within the ballsack and grinding the balls against the erect penile shaft to reach climax

Dude I saw that homeless guy hopscotching the fuck out of his meat this morning on the way to work

Hopscotching by Roguefondler69 February 22, 2023

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Hopscotching

Using bicycle sharing programs in which there is a time restriction for trips, hopscotching is jumping between bicycle stations to keep your entire trip under the time limit.

Daisychaining your trip by checking in at several stations over the course of one bicycle rental time.

I'm hopscotching from Southwest DC to get to Rosslyn, it'll take me 45 minutes! I'll check in at the Kennedy Center.

Hopscotching by BikesterDC March 14, 2011

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Hopscotching

The act of hopping from one desk to another while the teacher isn't paying attention or in the room.

Mitch you suck at Hopscotching I got 8 desks while Mr. Smith was in the back room.

Hopscotching by Xi Chen September 25, 2012

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for the love of hopscotching jesus

a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous

So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.

..For the love of hopscotching jesus..really?

for the love of hopscotching jesus by mjbj3189 January 24, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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