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Look at those hooties

hooties by roopdawg November 5, 2002

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Hooties

1.Slang term for Marijauna
2.A Blunt rolled with a peach white owl, hence the name " Hootie ".

" Hey let's roll up some Hooties and fly."

Hooties by Brandon Chalmers June 16, 2006

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Hooties

Pubic lice, especially those picked up from a whore or one-night-stand-- ie 'ho cooties'.

"How'd it go with that girl last night?"
"Really bad; she gave me hooties."
"Dude, you totally had that one coming."

Hooties by TheUltimateAuthority April 7, 2009

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hooties

smaller, less plump form of hooters

that girl had some cute hooties.

hooties by 2flii October 12, 2008

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big hooties

large breasts, like the ones that belong to my girlfriend.

I love touching those big hooties!

big hooties by jmdr February 26, 2003

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smelly hootie

A twat that hasn't been properly cleaned for days resulting in horrendous odors.

The men who are into Melaynya love an unwashed rancid smelly hootie.

smelly hootie by Vermont Fag January 7, 2017

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Dumpster Hotties

When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.

Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties

Dumpster Hotties by AmosMosesJones January 30, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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