hootie 

(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.

"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."

hootie by Max Barshled November 30, 2007

hootie 

A hot nerdy chick.

Check out that librarian! What a hootie!

These glasses make me look like such a hootie.

hootie by ParchÞeSkald October 2, 2014

Hootie 

(n) a trashy or otherwise skanky woman of promiscuous nature. Similar to whore, but not also a profession.

Day-um, dat hootie got booty fo' life!

Hootie by $3 November 26, 2015

Hootie 

The act of being a asshole while intoxicated.

Nick was so fucking Hootie last night no more alcohol in the house!

Hootie by Niknobelico94 February 11, 2019

Hootie 

Being as it is a nonsensical word, when used, it mostly means nonsense. Or inebriated fuckery, mostly skante related.

*See's a tweaker digging through a carwash trashcan at 2:47 AM*
Josh: Hootie

Hootie by StonedxReaper June 18, 2021

Hootie 

Gullah for joint. Orginated in southern coastal South Carolina.

"RUl' ANUDDUH HOOTIE."
"Roll another hootie."

Hootie by bs mallord April 23, 2008

hootie 

A rather large marijuana cigarette.
A fat joint.

Pass that hootie over here dude!

hootie by Doshi September 6, 2006