hook you

He wants to kinda have sex with you but not really.

I want to hook you.

by alley :): April 4, 2017

Hook you up

The act of "hooking someone up" is a slang phrase that can refer to one of two things:

1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.

Bob: Good morning, Stan! So I heard that you're looking to buy a new bicycle?

Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.

Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?

Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!

by DeeeFoo May 4, 2017

Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011

hook you up

Sort ya out with a product or commodity

I can hook you up mate!

by K Dum June 3, 2016

I'll hook you up with the good parts.

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.

Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

what you say after a bong hit.

*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

by roachroast24 December 17, 2008