Honorlock

A software that teachers are using to remotely proctor exams online during this COVID-19 pandemic. The software accesses your webcam, microphone, screen and is a huge invasion of privacy. Their privacy policy even says that it can potentially access other devices on your network -- basically malware. Setting up the software literally takes forever and you could be using that time to ACTUALLY take the exam. And not to forget the constant freezing and glitches if it can't "detect your face."

Overall, a piece of shit and completely unneeded software that is being used to torture students even more during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Me: yo what did you think about that math test?
My friend: thanks to Honorlock not detecting my face, I didn't even finish it and failed.

Honorlock by clothestocommunity September 14, 2020

Hoarlock 

A female warlock.

The Hoarlock incinerated 3 bandits and then teleported away.

Hoarlock by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020

honkylocks 

Dreadlocks worn by a white person (a "honky"). Often worn by trustafarians, college students, organic grocery store clerks, or other poseurs. Also called "bathroom dreadlocks," since white people must typically use specialized hair products to obtain them, whereas dreadlocks will develop naturally for most black people.

Did you see that hippie that works at the fair trade coffee shop?
Yeah, she's got a serious head of honkylocks going on there. Wonder how long that took her? She's even got the "ethnic" looking beads in it.

honkylocks by discontinuuity January 5, 2009

Hoodlocked 

The female version of blue balls

Shit Liss, he's been gone for a week and Im so hoodlocked.

Hoodlocked by Brooke Anderson August 8, 2007

Hotoplockus 

When a person takes a compliment as an insult to a great extent until he/she feels like commiting suicide

Bob: Denzor, you are a simp for buying ur dog a cup of coffee
Popo: bro that is too far, he is going to take it as a hotoplockus

Hotoplockus by grujeé October 1, 2020

Hooflock

When an old woman's (esp. Gnome's) knees bend the wrong way due to a lack of muscle tone in surrounding tissue, causing them to lock up in a back-facing position when the person stands up.

The old woman had hooflock while standing for a photo.

Hooflock by Goonie's Revenge September 21, 2023