Hooflock

When an old woman's (esp. Gnome's) knees bend the wrong way due to a lack of muscle tone in surrounding tissue, causing them to lock up in a back-facing position when the person stands up.

The old woman had hooflock while standing for a photo.

Hooflock by Goonie's Revenge September 21, 2023

Hooflacker 

The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head

It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!

Hooflacker by doofle February 9, 2012

Hoodlocked 

The female version of blue balls

Shit Liss, he's been gone for a week and Im so hoodlocked.

Hoodlocked by Brooke Anderson August 8, 2007