Shanequa: "Check out dat sh*t. Some pastey mayo eatin' honkstress be tryin' to steal mah man....Jo'Mayne, get yo ass back over here before I goes off on you. As fo you, bitch...I'm bouts ta go buzz saw on yo ass!
by PokeChop April 13, 2008
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always a woman of tall stature obviously able to overpower the leader yet is loyal and bounces for a majority of the time ( never flat chested ) can be found mainly in the south
always a woman of tall stature obviously able to overpower the leader yet is loyal and bounces for a majority of the time ( never flat chested ) can be found mainly in the south
Honkey leader : wheres mah honkstress?!
Honkstress : *bounces along* right here honkah!
Honkey Leader : damn straight!
Leader and Honkstress : *honkey fists*
Honkstress : *bounces along* right here honkah!
Honkey Leader : damn straight!
Leader and Honkstress : *honkey fists*
by Honk Maestro July 26, 2006
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Get the homestress mug.a gal who is able to ride a snowmobile, make out like no one's watching, and is smart enough to make you feel dumb. no oreos, wasps, yuppies, or dingleberries here!!!
by m.j. young March 3, 2005
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N. One who has extreme anxiety when entertaining guests
N. One who has extreme anxiety when entertaining guests
Verb: She was hostressing so hard In preparation for the party that she passed out on the coat pile by 7:00p.m.
Noun: The hostress was shaking with suppressed frustration while compulsively slipping coasters under the sticky cups dripping with condensation.
Noun: The hostress was shaking with suppressed frustration while compulsively slipping coasters under the sticky cups dripping with condensation.
by Jesstice March 15, 2019
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